Shot down
We had this FOXY/nice waitress at Steak & Shake on Friday and I wanted to get her digits but was bashful :((((( So George helped me out and wrote of my undying love for her + my phone number on a napkin. I didn't get to see said napkin. She didn't call me Saturday :((((( Let's vote why:
A] She thought I was ugly
B] She thought I was creepy and/or a jerk
C] She has a bf
D] She is a lesbaian
E] Someone else bussed her table and threw the napkin away
F] Small brush fires found themselves upon this particular Steak & Shake and burned the napkin
G] George didn't write my phone number legibly and/or correctly
H] She does not have and/or cannot use a telephone
I] She will only date a Slipknot fan [ASSUMED]
J] She is making me wait :)
K] She thought I was dating Kim and/or Laur
L] I ordered a vanilla shake and who does that seriously
M] I only tipped her $1.75 for said $2.94 shake
N] This pedestrian stole all the napkins shortly after we left:
O] Other [please specify]
You can vote on a total of TWO. I'm voting for E and G. Either way we are going back every Friday night until she is MINE ok
Holy crap I hope she isn't like seventeen or something
A] She thought I was ugly
B] She thought I was creepy and/or a jerk
C] She has a bf
D] She is a lesbaian
E] Someone else bussed her table and threw the napkin away
F] Small brush fires found themselves upon this particular Steak & Shake and burned the napkin
G] George didn't write my phone number legibly and/or correctly
H] She does not have and/or cannot use a telephone
I] She will only date a Slipknot fan [ASSUMED]
J] She is making me wait :)
K] She thought I was dating Kim and/or Laur
L] I ordered a vanilla shake and who does that seriously
M] I only tipped her $1.75 for said $2.94 shake
N] This pedestrian stole all the napkins shortly after we left:
O] Other [please specify]
You can vote on a total of TWO. I'm voting for E and G. Either way we are going back every Friday night until she is MINE ok
Holy crap I hope she isn't like seventeen or something