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6 Signs You Drank Too Much
6 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping - with your Oldsmobile
5 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.
4 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
3 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.
1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.
6 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping - with your Oldsmobile
5 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.
4 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
3 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.
1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.