~ this is how our bodies move ~
I love Keeneland Hall residents. All my friends need to live here, that way it'll be like one fuckin awesome sleepover all the fuckin time. It's like everyone here is on the same retarded-yet-intelligent wavelength...don't know if that makes sense (maybe we're all autistic?) but it's true: es la verdad.
- sort of on the same note - dead baby and Helen Keller jokes will never cease to be hilarious.
okay maybe they will.
..but not anytime soon.
Today, in Bio lab we dissected a fetal pig (that was a nice little transition, wasn't it). We named our pig Pigg - with 2 g's, mind you. It wasn't that bad, other than the awful smell of formaldehyde that hung in the air and later followed you out of the lab room and to your next class because it had seeped into your clothing. yeesh.
Our TA is weird, and gets progressively weirder by the day. Weird fact I found out about him today: his email address is stairway_2_heaven69@...
Luckily this fool doesn't write up the tests, nor is he greatly involved in teaching us. He merely watches over the class, so I don't feel as uncomfortable as one might.
Tomorrow I'm coordinating an alcohol awareness program here at Keeneland. It's called MOCKTAILS - "like cocktails, but not" - and it's gonna be super cool. Anyone that can make it out here at 4pm should definitely do so. I will make you a mix drink, and it will taste good, and you should pretend you're getting tipsy off of them, and then you'll hit on the person next to you.
No, just kidding, don't do all of that. But DO come out and visit me.
This is the first program I've ever done, and I'm kinda nervous. Tomorrow morning I'm heading out to Liquor Barn to buy the mixes. I have a DAV (voucher from the University) to purchase things from LIQUOR BARN!! How cool is that.
I'm gonna read for Asian Philosophy and go to bed now. Dan says that sleep deprivation, and your behavior when you're sleep deprived, is a form of being drunk. I'm a fuckin alcoholic then.
Take me to an AA meeting.
- sort of on the same note - dead baby and Helen Keller jokes will never cease to be hilarious.
okay maybe they will.
..but not anytime soon.
Today, in Bio lab we dissected a fetal pig (that was a nice little transition, wasn't it). We named our pig Pigg - with 2 g's, mind you. It wasn't that bad, other than the awful smell of formaldehyde that hung in the air and later followed you out of the lab room and to your next class because it had seeped into your clothing. yeesh.
Our TA is weird, and gets progressively weirder by the day. Weird fact I found out about him today: his email address is stairway_2_heaven69@...
Luckily this fool doesn't write up the tests, nor is he greatly involved in teaching us. He merely watches over the class, so I don't feel as uncomfortable as one might.
Tomorrow I'm coordinating an alcohol awareness program here at Keeneland. It's called MOCKTAILS - "like cocktails, but not" - and it's gonna be super cool. Anyone that can make it out here at 4pm should definitely do so. I will make you a mix drink, and it will taste good, and you should pretend you're getting tipsy off of them, and then you'll hit on the person next to you.
No, just kidding, don't do all of that. But DO come out and visit me.
This is the first program I've ever done, and I'm kinda nervous. Tomorrow morning I'm heading out to Liquor Barn to buy the mixes. I have a DAV (voucher from the University) to purchase things from LIQUOR BARN!! How cool is that.
I'm gonna read for Asian Philosophy and go to bed now. Dan says that sleep deprivation, and your behavior when you're sleep deprived, is a form of being drunk. I'm a fuckin alcoholic then.
Take me to an AA meeting.