eff U
Sometimes I really wish I was an apathetic bitch.
The kind of bitch who will not ask you about your day, or if you're still having stomach aches, or if you still like so-and-so, or if you "remember when..."
I want to be the kind of bitch that will talk behind your back, gossip, with no conscience whatsoever -
who will lie to your face,
you know, the kind that honks and flips off bad drivers.
I want to be sarcastic to your face, saying things that are clearly making you look like the jackass - but you laugh anyways.
I want to be that bitch.
Someone please tell me where I can take classes in order to become a Certified Bitch. I am willing to pay any cost because frankly, I am fuckin tired of being stepped on. Not so much stepped on, but I think I will have more control of my life if I was a bitch...apathetic, and a bitch.
bitch bitch bitch.
The kind of bitch who will not ask you about your day, or if you're still having stomach aches, or if you still like so-and-so, or if you "remember when..."
I want to be the kind of bitch that will talk behind your back, gossip, with no conscience whatsoever -
who will lie to your face,
you know, the kind that honks and flips off bad drivers.
I want to be sarcastic to your face, saying things that are clearly making you look like the jackass - but you laugh anyways.
I want to be that bitch.
Someone please tell me where I can take classes in order to become a Certified Bitch. I am willing to pay any cost because frankly, I am fuckin tired of being stepped on. Not so much stepped on, but I think I will have more control of my life if I was a bitch...apathetic, and a bitch.
bitch bitch bitch.