[Drabble] Kitchen Duties
Title: Kitchen Duties
Pairing: Sho/Nino
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: You should know this by now.
Summary: In which Sho has to take care of a sick Nino
A/N: I'm baaaaaack!!! Well, no, not really. Just something to take my mind off my current disappointing state of living. A whole lot of (lame) dialogue and attempted humor. Still unbeta-ed, so please bear with me. Thanks! :)
You know the drill, folks. Comments are love. Enjoy :)
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"What the hell is that?"
"Hamburger."
"Very funny, Sho-chan. Seriously, what is that thing?"
"Like what I've been telling you for the past ten minutes, it's hamburger!"
Pokes. "It looks like roadkill."
"Just eat, Nino."
"Are you even sure that's edible? What if I get food poisoning?"
"I assure you it is, so can you please eat now? It's almost time for you to take your medicine."
"And why were you the one who cooked? Why couldn't it be Jun-kun?"
"He's out of town. What's wrong with me cooking?"
"I'm afraid you'd burn down my apartment."
"That's not a valid argument."
"It is after last month's spectacular debacle. In case you forgot, Jun-kun banned you from kitchen duties after you and Aiba-chan blew up his shiny new oven."
"...point taken. But you still have to eat, Nino. I'm not leaving until you do so."
"Not when that thing is practically life-threatening."
"Look, I'll make you a deal. You eat whatever I serve you until you've recovered. In exchange, I'll do whatever you want me to."
"That's still not - "
"Everything."
"...give me that roadkill. After this, I expect to be completely pampered."
"Roger that. I knew you'd see it my way"
"Oh and Sho-chan?" Grins. "You're still banned from my kitchen."
"Bastard."
Pairing: Sho/Nino
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: You should know this by now.
Summary: In which Sho has to take care of a sick Nino
A/N: I'm baaaaaack!!! Well, no, not really. Just something to take my mind off my current disappointing state of living. A whole lot of (lame) dialogue and attempted humor. Still unbeta-ed, so please bear with me. Thanks! :)
You know the drill, folks. Comments are love. Enjoy :)
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"What the hell is that?"
"Hamburger."
"Very funny, Sho-chan. Seriously, what is that thing?"
"Like what I've been telling you for the past ten minutes, it's hamburger!"
Pokes. "It looks like roadkill."
"Just eat, Nino."
"Are you even sure that's edible? What if I get food poisoning?"
"I assure you it is, so can you please eat now? It's almost time for you to take your medicine."
"And why were you the one who cooked? Why couldn't it be Jun-kun?"
"He's out of town. What's wrong with me cooking?"
"I'm afraid you'd burn down my apartment."
"That's not a valid argument."
"It is after last month's spectacular debacle. In case you forgot, Jun-kun banned you from kitchen duties after you and Aiba-chan blew up his shiny new oven."
"...point taken. But you still have to eat, Nino. I'm not leaving until you do so."
"Not when that thing is practically life-threatening."
"Look, I'll make you a deal. You eat whatever I serve you until you've recovered. In exchange, I'll do whatever you want me to."
"That's still not - "
"Everything."
"...give me that roadkill. After this, I expect to be completely pampered."
"Roger that. I knew you'd see it my way"
"Oh and Sho-chan?" Grins. "You're still banned from my kitchen."
"Bastard."