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[barefoothespian]

This what Mandy said to me yesterday:

Mandy: I'm going to be having sex all the time for going through what I've gone through.
Me: What do you mean?
Mandy: Being a woman sucks!
Me: Why?
Mandy: When I was on pills for my face, I got the worst yeast infection!
Me: Gross.
Mandy: I wanted to tear my Vagina off!

Oh that Mandy.