"Me." by Andrew James Myers
One time I met a girl named jill
To remember when, I am not able
But when I was a senior
She started sitting at our table
We got her a ticket to Lord of the Rings
for midnight on the first day
But she got sick and couldn't come
Everyone was in dismay
She made a shirt
"I dig through trash"
and made a poor boy wear it
That poor boy DID dig through trash
But, and he would swear it,
it was the only way to get free tunes
and he'd lost a bet
and a steamy love affair did begin.
starting with this "trash digging tease."
But he won another one and made her listen
to 6 fantastic cds.
And then she left him trash in his locker
2 of the cups were winners
and there were pictures of leia and padme asking him to a dance.
But he couldn't go with jill.
So, cookies were taken to her door, and a yoda held hostage
until he sang a dreadful song
and they went to prom
and used the force and phonebooks
She loved him! Oh how she did!
They hung out sometimes.
They hugged at graduation.
Once they ate pizza, thanks to her gift certificate.
And once magelby's fresh, thanks to her gift certificate
They went tunnel singing.
And did other stuff.
So, when this Jill says "you're cool"
Believe her, and when you're at school
say hi to her; be nice to her
and she'll let you mooch off her.
And maybe she'll make your life a little happier
Or make you a t-shirt.
Fin.
To remember when, I am not able
But when I was a senior
She started sitting at our table
We got her a ticket to Lord of the Rings
for midnight on the first day
But she got sick and couldn't come
Everyone was in dismay
She made a shirt
"I dig through trash"
and made a poor boy wear it
That poor boy DID dig through trash
But, and he would swear it,
it was the only way to get free tunes
and he'd lost a bet
and a steamy love affair did begin.
starting with this "trash digging tease."
But he won another one and made her listen
to 6 fantastic cds.
And then she left him trash in his locker
2 of the cups were winners
and there were pictures of leia and padme asking him to a dance.
But he couldn't go with jill.
So, cookies were taken to her door, and a yoda held hostage
until he sang a dreadful song
and they went to prom
and used the force and phonebooks
She loved him! Oh how she did!
They hung out sometimes.
They hugged at graduation.
Once they ate pizza, thanks to her gift certificate.
And once magelby's fresh, thanks to her gift certificate
They went tunnel singing.
And did other stuff.
So, when this Jill says "you're cool"
Believe her, and when you're at school
say hi to her; be nice to her
and she'll let you mooch off her.
And maybe she'll make your life a little happier
Or make you a t-shirt.
Fin.