Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I stole
dontsayshort's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I pulled over and changed
minagawa_san's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-790 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
bareboxingpikey
Santa, eh? *snort* Ye know, if there were anything good in that guy's purse, I woulda kept it. Woulda used it in the bookies on meself. *laughs*