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yeah, so brytt just made my journal. preeetty?? yes yes....jamison is sitting behind me. and he is afraid taht i'm gong to ruin his white shoes. brytt just called me a failure. she's such a bitch. i don't think she loves me. we're staring at each other right now. not in a love way.. and i'm not looking at the screen. she keeps laughing...yeah...it's not funny. yeah, brytt that's a good story....you should tell it at PARTIES. jamison and i just got in a fiiist fight. i won...he scampered away...pretending to look at books. pshhh...like he reads...oh..he just handed me a pornography book. brytt just said i would fail as a comedian. i don't think i'm funny. she just agreed with me on that. yeah..she makes me feel reall nice....her ovaries hurt. right now. brytt period....or now she says it's her kidneys. she's making a butterfly..it's like she's having a baby or something....she says it hurts her vee-gee.today has been boring. brytt's making me feel bad. do i love her? i'm not sure. brytt's got these really sexy big lips though....you just can't deny it. i hate gold days. i had no breakfast. brytt now thinks i'm coming on to her. hey this journal isn't about brytt is it....i guess it's about me. oh there she goes, to go get a kleenex....she's talking to some guitar people behind us. they think they're cool. jesus christ....everyone plays guitars.theyr'e becoming a trend....like asians. drums are better...bam bam baam....brytt wants to lick john hollubs face...all those pimples..away. wait she wants to pop them first, then lick away the puss and the blackheads. that's pretty fuckin sick. yah. no one is going to read this except for brytt. brytt is really bad at being retarded. i like to dance. jamison keeps pinching my arm fat....hurts...i went aii aiii.
"sometimes when i pick my boogers, i rub them in my eyebrows and make them all slick."i'm going to go. my life is not interesting. bye.