World Domination, here I come.
So, I just got my passport in the mail. Silly thing took more than two months to arrive, but that's okay, really, because I'm still not going anywhere for another three months. I tell you though, the thing is cute and kinda hillarious. Almost every page has some random quote at the top--something vaguely patriotic/humanistic, all about freedom and honor. But some of them are kinda random, particularly the Mohawk Thanksgiving prayer.
And, to explain the title of this post, the information pamphlet that came with the passport is just plain funny. On the front:
"With Your U.S. Passport, the World is Yours!"
Punctuation and capitalization is theirs.
Bwa ha ha ha!
And, to explain the title of this post, the information pamphlet that came with the passport is just plain funny. On the front:
"With Your U.S. Passport, the World is Yours!"
Punctuation and capitalization is theirs.
Bwa ha ha ha!