I Am SUCH A FUNNY GUY!
Shelly got a kitten not long ago. When it was brought to her apartment, the nasty fuckers that gave it to her did so with it COVERED in fleas. I stopped by the next day to see it. We went to Wal-Mart and bought it some flea shampoo and a toy. A mutual friend of ours has been wanting us to hook back up (I just don't see that happening, but that's another post), so I decided to have a little fun. What follows is our 15-20 minute IM conversation after I told him that she let me "play with her pussy" (she knew I was doing this and laughed almost as hard as I did when I copied the messages to her). Enjoy!
jayhatchet: as in "play"?
Bardweiser: Indeed
jayhatchet: so you finally sealed the deal
Bardweiser: Dude, at one point it was sooooo wet
jayhatchet: did you go all the way?
Bardweiser: I was all over it. We even bought a toy
jayhatchet: you went and bought a toy last night?
jayhatchet: my god bill that is impressive
Bardweiser: Yes indeed
jayhatchet: was last night the first time?
Bardweiser: Yep
jayhatchet: awesome
Bardweiser: It was just itching to be loved on
jayhatchet: you should tell rusty he would be jealous lol
Bardweiser: I already did
jayhatchet: lol
jayhatchet: she finally gave in
jayhatchet: well is it a on the side thing, or you guys going to date?
Bardweiser: While I think it's cute and fun to play with, neither of
us are looking to date just because of it
jayhatchet: did you ahve sex?
Bardweiser: Sex?? No, I was playing with her new kitten
jayhatchet: jackass
Bardweiser: R$OFLMAO!!!!
I kill me. I really do. *evil grin*