Late night letters to people...
Dear Mr. Pratchet,
Please smack your fans for me. They should have told me to start reading Discworld books with anything featuring Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. I'm sorry, but I did not enjoy The Color of Magic or The Light Fantastic though they did have their amusing moments. But the short story you submitted to the Legends anthology "The Sea and Little Fishes" was quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read recently.
Sincerely,
Someone who'd like to work up to being a fan.
Dear cat_mcdougall,
It's your fault I find myself suddenly wanting to read fanfic again. You and that damned J. K. rowling. And then you went and gave me fic recs. If I lag behind in my nanoing, I'll know exactly who to blame. Anyway, I now have your fanfiction.net profile, so I'll have to start leaving you reviews... Oh, wait, I was aiming for guilt trip with this letter, not to-do list.
Sincerely,
bardsong,
Who would just like to add that she thinks cat_mcdougall rocks immensely.
Dear Mr. Goodkind,
I do not think that I will be reading your Sword of Truth books, because the name Darken Rahl is complete and utter cheese. Better luck next time with the villainous names, mkay.
Love,
Me
Dear bardsong,
go to bed and quit pestering the nice people on LJ. They'll all thank you for doing so in the morning.
Sincerely,
Your muse
Please smack your fans for me. They should have told me to start reading Discworld books with anything featuring Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. I'm sorry, but I did not enjoy The Color of Magic or The Light Fantastic though they did have their amusing moments. But the short story you submitted to the Legends anthology "The Sea and Little Fishes" was quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read recently.
Sincerely,
Someone who'd like to work up to being a fan.
Dear cat_mcdougall,
It's your fault I find myself suddenly wanting to read fanfic again. You and that damned J. K. rowling. And then you went and gave me fic recs. If I lag behind in my nanoing, I'll know exactly who to blame. Anyway, I now have your fanfiction.net profile, so I'll have to start leaving you reviews... Oh, wait, I was aiming for guilt trip with this letter, not to-do list.
Sincerely,
bardsong,
Who would just like to add that she thinks cat_mcdougall rocks immensely.
Dear Mr. Goodkind,
I do not think that I will be reading your Sword of Truth books, because the name Darken Rahl is complete and utter cheese. Better luck next time with the villainous names, mkay.
Love,
Me
Dear bardsong,
go to bed and quit pestering the nice people on LJ. They'll all thank you for doing so in the morning.
Sincerely,
Your muse