For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
So yesterday was Valentines Day. It was renamed by several people, like National Singles Awareness Day, Stabentines Day, Drunkentines Day..
It seems like everyone has their own tradition, so I think I will attempt to create my own. Drunkentines Day, and you celebrate it on Valentines Day when you're single, so here are the rules.
The prerequisite for celebrating Drunkentines Day is being single when the sun goes down. Chances are very good that if you're single when the sun goes down, you're staying single. Sure, bars exist and people like to pick up girls there or shit like that, but thats not what Valentines Day is about. Secondly, no fucking vegans or vegetarians or any of that shit. Meat is a festivity treat, so yeah. So when the sun goes down, you cook up some Pork Chops and Perogies. Fuckin' delic. Then, have a manly drink. Shots of whisky, shots of gin, a martini, whatever. Just do it. You follow that up with more alcohol. Keep going. It doesn't matter if you have work the next day, and I don't particularly care that I have work the next day either. Fuck, I don't remember anything after midnight, and I still woke up in time.
So, yeah, Drunkentines Day. I hung out with Cody, then scottmale24 and sleepflower39 . It was a good time, and I was pretty fucking shitfaced.
It seems like everyone has their own tradition, so I think I will attempt to create my own. Drunkentines Day, and you celebrate it on Valentines Day when you're single, so here are the rules.
The prerequisite for celebrating Drunkentines Day is being single when the sun goes down. Chances are very good that if you're single when the sun goes down, you're staying single. Sure, bars exist and people like to pick up girls there or shit like that, but thats not what Valentines Day is about. Secondly, no fucking vegans or vegetarians or any of that shit. Meat is a festivity treat, so yeah. So when the sun goes down, you cook up some Pork Chops and Perogies. Fuckin' delic. Then, have a manly drink. Shots of whisky, shots of gin, a martini, whatever. Just do it. You follow that up with more alcohol. Keep going. It doesn't matter if you have work the next day, and I don't particularly care that I have work the next day either. Fuck, I don't remember anything after midnight, and I still woke up in time.
So, yeah, Drunkentines Day. I hung out with Cody, then scottmale24 and sleepflower39 . It was a good time, and I was pretty fucking shitfaced.