I purchased a 2 month paid account so that I could do a mass transfer and make everything before 2009 private. Man, there was some stuff even I didn't want to read from 2000 ( Read more... )

Me: I don't trust Snapple. Their motto is "the best stuff on Earth". But, they use HFCS. How did they not know that wasn't the best?!

Stephen: Capitalism

Me: I know!! Those bastards. I trusted them! I thought they were granola hippies!

I spent the morning calling the electric, gas, water, trash and internet companies to have service started in my name at the house next week ( Read more... )