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[bard_of_death]

One of the first conversations Josh and I ever had. he put it in a note on facebook and i found it lol


hay u there 99: i want pancakes ... but im to lazy to go make them
hay u there 99: random ...... yes
hay u there 99: but i been sitting here with a box of pancake mix on my lap for like a half hour now
Anrui no Enzeru: hahaha
Anrui no Enzeru: i hope u call that poor pancake box after youre done with it, cause im pretty sure it will want a relationship with u by this point
hay u there 99: hahaha
hay u there 99: it tried to hit on me 2ce allready
hay u there 99: i kept telling it to stop drinking
hay u there 99: it didn't lisen
hay u there 99: so now its passed out
hay u there 99: & im like damn i have to pee
hay u there 99: but i don't want it to wake up
Anrui no Enzeru: awww
Anrui no Enzeru: poor pancake mix box, it has a horrible 9 to 5 to go home to
hay u there 99: & when it get home i'm all like HAY go make me a sandwich!
hay u there 99: but it keeps making pancakes
Anrui no Enzeru: lol
hay u there 99: i like pancakes as much as the next person
hay u there 99: but have a veriety would be nice
hay u there 99: having*
Anrui no Enzeru: hehe
Anrui no Enzeru: i have the same relationship with a jar of peanut butter
hay u there 99: peanut butter?
Anrui no Enzeru: yeah
hay u there 99: i herd those types are bad
Anrui no Enzeru: *sniffle sniffle* he beats me...
hay u there 99: a lil off there rocker
hay u there 99: i'll kill em
hay u there 99: no one hits a woman
hay u there 99: NO ONE
Anrui no Enzeru: no! you'll only make the peanut butter madder!
hay u there 99: let me talk to him
hay u there 99: put em on the aol
Anrui no Enzeru: peanut butter: ...
hay u there 99: i'll teach him a thing or 2
hay u there 99: hay
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: ...
hay u there 99: stop hitting this fine young lady
hay u there 99: wtf is your problem huh
hay u there 99: does it make you more of a man
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: *jar falls over*
hay u there 99: hitting girls
hay u there 99: HAY HAY get back here
Anrui no Enzeru: *falls on the floor*
hay u there 99: don't you run away from me!
hay u there 99: i'll kill you
hay u there 99: you touch her
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: ...
hay u there 99: touch her again see what happens
hay u there 99: you think its cool to hit girls
hay u there 99: huh
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: *lid falls off*
hay u there 99: whats your malfunction
hay u there 99: o no you don't
hay u there 99: you better be makin a sandwich
hay u there 99: i'll spread you all over I - 95
hay u there 99: i swear
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!!
hay u there 99: ooooo you a big mother fucker now huh
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: ...
Anrui no Enzeru: Me: wtf...?
hay u there 99: hay
hay u there 99: don't look at her
hay u there 99: im talking to you
hay u there 99: not her
hay u there 99: shes not sayin n e thing
hay u there 99: you leave her out of this
hay u there 99: DON"T MAKE ME CALL JELLY!
Anrui no Enzeru: PB: *suddenly explodes*
hay u there 99: yea....... thast what i though
Anrui no Enzeru: haha
hay u there 99: lol
Anrui no Enzeru: did we just waist like 5 minutes of our lives doing that?