Jun 29, 2004 00:43
Dear Grandma and Grandpa,
Thank you so much for the money you sent me for graduation. You'll be glad to know that I've decided to invest it. I've decided to invest it in blow. Although the money you sent was not even enough to support my new habit for longer than two weeks, your real gift to me was a valuable lesson in financial responsibility. I am indebted to you for that. I hope everything is well. Tell Aunt Doris that I'm thinking about her.
Love,
Greg
P.S. Please send more money