I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
So this one time. Me and few friends did acid, and decided we wanted some cookies. We went into MRS. Fields and there was some chineese chick behind the counter.
I went up all smooth like, and she was like?
" What can I get you"
I looked around a-bit and saw what I wanted and tried to first take it out of the glass. Remebering I had to order it looked her straight in the face and said...
" I'll take the chocolate chink please"
And now I know why she was giving me dirty looks.
I am SUCH a racist.
OMWGWTF.
lolz.
The little critters of nature, they don't know they're ugly.
That's very funny.
A fly marrying a bumble-bee
I TOLD YA I'D SHOOT
BUT YOU DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIVE ME?
Happy Happ Joy Joy
I went up all smooth like, and she was like?
" What can I get you"
I looked around a-bit and saw what I wanted and tried to first take it out of the glass. Remebering I had to order it looked her straight in the face and said...
" I'll take the chocolate chink please"
And now I know why she was giving me dirty looks.
I am SUCH a racist.
OMWGWTF.
lolz.
The little critters of nature, they don't know they're ugly.
That's very funny.
A fly marrying a bumble-bee
I TOLD YA I'D SHOOT
BUT YOU DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIVE ME?
Happy Happ Joy Joy