If you can't take the heat...
Go find someone that can...
Ok so I finally finished baking and all I have left to do is the pork loin for my parents Christmas dinner... Thank God. I think if I had to spend one more moment chained to my ovens, I'd turn into a keebler elf
Hamster: I think you'd look funny good in those curly toed shoes
*gets staple gun* I think you'd look good with some reindeer antlers on your head too...
Hamster: Ok so maybe the curly toed shoes aren't a good fashion statement for you... Hmmm *tries to think and avoid the staple gun* How 'bout you wear some mistletoe instead? That's festive right? *hopes*
Hmmmm... *rummages around* You know you're right and I have just the thing!
Mistletoe panties. Just the thing to bring joy to the season...
Ok so I finally finished baking and all I have left to do is the pork loin for my parents Christmas dinner... Thank God. I think if I had to spend one more moment chained to my ovens, I'd turn into a keebler elf
Hamster: I think you'd look funny good in those curly toed shoes
*gets staple gun* I think you'd look good with some reindeer antlers on your head too...
Hamster: Ok so maybe the curly toed shoes aren't a good fashion statement for you... Hmmm *tries to think and avoid the staple gun* How 'bout you wear some mistletoe instead? That's festive right? *hopes*
Hmmmm... *rummages around* You know you're right and I have just the thing!
Mistletoe panties. Just the thing to bring joy to the season...