Morning all. As usual I was up before the glowy ball and the roosters. Now, after a quad latte and a scrumptious orange/cranberry scone, I'm coherant.... sort of... after 3 hours of sleepwalking *hee*
Then I got
this.... at the end it looked like my windscreen after a trip to Louisana.
If that weren't enough I've been
pondering great questions in life such as:
Would it be sexual harassment if a midget walked by you and told you your hair smelled good?'
And...
If a fire fighters job can go up in smoke, and a plumber's can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off? Or is she just fucked?
Hamster: Such stimulating intellect... *grooms self* Next you'll be pondering what the best place to shag in your office would be
Been there done that.... mwuahahaha
Hamster: *stuffs food pellet in cheek* I SO don't wanna know...