I can't quite shake it

[barbstreisand]

These slippers look ridiculous on me but I will stick with them because they are all I have on. My putz of a husband gets off on conserving energy so the air conditioner is turned down real low. I am burning up even though nude in pink slippers. What we have right now ladies and gentlemen is a sizzling Streisand.

I am also a little tipsy, drunk if you must, although lit might be the one.

Here's hoping Jimmy will come home soon.