My letter to santa with my own twist (yea i am a sick puppy )
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I helped mybloodykisses hide destinydreaming's body (+173 points). Last Friday I helped
cozmosis_slavow across the street (6 points). In April I donated bone marrow to kittenshoes in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I gave talon27 a bottle of scotch, then I took it back and drank it all by myself(-5 points). Last week I gave tempid a pint of chubby hubby ice cream (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (178 points). For Christmas I deserve a date with Drew Barrymore!
Sincerely,
barbs_secret
Sorry if this upsets anyone I am amusing myself in this greatly stressed state but i think its fucking funny