*bitter*

Nov 28, 2007 20:46


In light of the recent intrigue about Thirteen, I am being bitter and posting all the as yet unresolved questions about other characters on the show that should be answered before they move on to Thirteen, Kutner (or however you spell it), and Taub.  (I figure I might as well learn and start using their names now.)

House: There will always be new stuff revealed about him, but there are no long-standing questions that should be answered.
Cameron: Why does she like fat people?  (Heavy, Que Sera Sera)  Did she lose a baby?  (Maternity)  If she did lose a baby, how come she wasn't ever prescribed pre-natal vitamins?  (I can't remember, and I can't find it anywhere, but I remember the exact line: "You looked through my file?!?"  "You coughed.  I was concerned.")  If she didn't lose a baby, why does she love babies so much?  (Maternity)  Why is she attracted to damaged/dying people?  (Lots of episodes, but Fidelity and One Day, One Room especially)
Chase: Why does he hate fat people? (Heavy, Que Sera Sera: "Were you beat up by a gang of fat kids when you were little?")  Did his father really call and recommend him for a job?  If so, why?  (Pilot)  Why is he such a daddy's boy?  (All of the Vogler arc)
Foreman: Why is he such a bastard sometimes? (Euphoria 1 and 2)  What exactly did his life of juvenile crime entail, besides stealing cars?  (Pilot, etc.)  Will he ever get into a relationship?  (Maybe he really is gay...)
Wilson:  What is his backround?  We don't know anything about the man!!  Where is his homeless brother? (Histories)  How and when did he and House meet? (Ah, House's screwed-up timeline...)  Why is he a serial womanizer?
Cuddy: Why did she become so focused on her job to the exclusion of settling down?  Is she really that bad at picking sperm donors?  And... *sigh*... Did she and House actually have a relationship, or did they have a one-night stand? (Top Secret)
Generally: Why did the show stop having clever episode titles that would describe both the A and B plots in the episode?  Why is Cuddy turning into a psycho?  Why is Cameron turning into a cheerleader?  Why does Chase never get any screentime anymore?  What happened to Foreman and Chase's hair?  Why must Cameron be blonde?  How many episodes till the Great Chase/Cam Rift?  Why is the show delayed until January?  Why do we have Thirteen when we could have Cameron instead and achieve the same effect?  Why does House feel the need to have a plastic surgeon on the team?  Why aren't there any adorable moments in new episodes?  Why are the writers playing to one side or another and not writing for themselves anymore?  Why do the writers choose to ignore canon sometimes?  Why is fanon becoming canon? Why isn't the patient ever interesting anymore? And, most importantly, Why would they waste their diagnosis of Lupus this early in the run of the show?
Honestly.

As you can see, we have plenty of questions to be answered and we really don't need oh-so-mysterious Thirteen (I almost typed "Cameron") in the mix with her list, already two questions long:
Thirteen: Does she actually have Huntington's Disease?  Why does she like drug addicts?

Still, sucks to your ass-mar, Cutthroat Bitch!!  (Ah, Lord of the Flies)

sulking, house

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