Fackin' survey.
1.) What would people say at your funeral?
"She had it coming..."
2.) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
I'm already tied to Randon pretty much, so I won't say him to be a good sport. Maybe a bigoted asshole guy who is strongly against feminism. I would enjoy pissing him off.
3.) Seriously...where does the other sock end up?
To be honest, I won't wear socks if they don't match, so most my socks are all the same brand in white. It's safer that way, especially since I'm uber OCD about matching socks.
4.) What is something scientists need to invent?
Shit if I know, but I heard they've figured out the last strand in human DNA so now they can start working on cures for things like cancer and such. Awesome, I love the things scientists can do.
5.) What should we do with stupid people?
Whatever we do with the mentally handicapped and old people. They're all a damper on society.
6.) Do you like amusement parks?
Hellz yeah.
7.) Most boring state in US, in your opinion?
I wouldn't know, I haven't been to too many.
8.) Do you own a pair of dice?
Why would I need them?
9.) How do you like your eggs?
Over medium.
10.) One, two, three, four?
Probably.
11.) Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
Wait wait....what's a pirates favorite letter??......Not "R", you dumbass, "Q"!! (Get it? Like the word "queue"? Awesome.)
12.) Have you ever gone to the bathroom with the door wide open?
Pff, I can piss in front of a classroom by now. That doesn't phase me in the least.
13.) If the internet was sex, it would be?
Disease ridden.
14.) Where do you sleep?
My bed.
15.) Are you an innie, or an outie?
Innie.
16.) Whats under your bed?
We don't go under there...
17.) Are you a rapist?
Why actually, yes. Yes I am.
18.) Do you have skin?
Exoskeleton.
19.) Do you have a hit list?
3 people a day. I deserve to kill 3 people a day.
20.) Are you on a hit list?
Possibly, but they're most likely dead by now.
21.) Have you ever hugged someone (not yourself)?
These are just stupid questions to make this fucking survey longer! And yes, I have.
22.) Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Well, gummy bears had the best tv show, but I can't help but be attracted toward those delicious sour gummy worms.
23.) Jesus is?
Walker Texas Ranger.
24.) Do you like your handwriting?
I'm an artist, I'm not allowed to have good handwriting.
25.) What is your lost good thing?
Most my memory. Especially all of first semester of my junior year. That's my fault, though.
26.) Sweet or dill?
I swing both ways.
27.) Does size matter?
Does any of what this question is referencing toward really matter?
28.) What is a talent you wish you had?
Jetpack flying. Probably need a jetpack first, though.
29.) Could you live without music?
I would probably live, but I would be a very different person. Unhappy at that.
30.) What do you dislike most about life?
Unfairness.
31.) Do you flush the toilet when youre done?
I thought that was like some rule or something.
32.) Do you like your middle name? If so, what is it? If not, what is it?
Meh, I don't really tell anyone it so I don't care. And it's Frances. That's right, FRANCES, BITCHES!
33.) What word(s) do you substitute with for bad words?
I just don't say exclamated words when I shouldn't be cussing. If I do it's usually something stupid and childlike.
34.) Whats something youre ashamed of?
The things I've done for asshole guys, and my misuse of a certain pill.
35.) What did you dream about last night?
I don't remember that, but I remember my nap I dreamed that Butler Tech was hit by a giant tidal wave.
36.) Are you waiting for something to happen right now?
To be honest, this survey to end.
37.) Whos pretty?
Fuck if I know.
38.) Whos ugly?
Oh god. Meatgrinder and her baby's daddy. They're going to have one ugly fucking baby.
39.) Where was your last kiss?
In Randon's truck when he dropped me off just an hour ago.
40.) Do you untie your shoes before taking them off?
No, I reverse tied my shoes, so they stay tied at the bottoms so that they are tight on the bottom, but loose at top so that they're simple to remove. True dat.
41.) What is something youre obsessive-compulsive about?
Like I said, my socks HAVE to match. My artwork has to be perfect and I hate getting help or having someone tell me something wrong or what I should do to it while I'm still working on it unless I ask. Shaving, I have to be smooth everywhere or I feel disgusting.
42.) Ketchup or mustard?
Mustard.
43.) What is your secret weapon?
My nails. They fucking own, but it's not very secret.
44.) If you could punch one person in the face and you wouldnt get caught, who would it be?
I don't know. I'm weak and wouldn't do much damage. Also, if I were to punch somebody, I'm sure they'd punch back...maybe? So then I'd be fucked if nobody was there to notice and I get my ass kicked just for a punch I wouldn't get caught doing. Can I change the question to "If you could hit one person in the face with a baseball bat..."
45.) Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or quietly in your sleep?
Sleeping. A blaze of glory sounds so gay. And that's pretty bad coming from me.
46.) If they made a movie about your life, which actor/actress would play your part?
I'd rather they picked a non-celebrity. I hate famous people, so a newbie actress would be more appropriate to play my role.
47.) If you were drafted into war, would you survive?
Ha. I'd be a pussy and leave the country before they could take me if that was the case. So, yes...yes I would survive.
48.) Do you knock on wood?
No, I have shitty luck no matter what.
49.) Can you juggle?
No, but you can add that one to the "What talent would you like to have" answer.
50.) Do you talk in your sleep?
I have before.
51.) Can you handle the truth?
Why? Is it slippery?
52.) Ever ate dog food?
Uh huh. Disgusting. Stupid dogs deserve that shit.
53.) Would you eat green eggs and ham?
You joking? I don't eat anything green.
54.) Are you black?
Who's asking?
55.) What is your favorite smell?
Gasoline.
56.) What is your current problem?
I'm graduating in three days.
57.) If you MUST be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A cat, because I know I'd be taken care of and could sleep all day and forget that I'm stuck as an animal.
58.) Ever have a near-death experience?
Nothing that was actually close to death. So I guess I could have aswered this with a simple "no."
59.) What is an obvious quality you have?
I'm artsy.
60.) What is an obvious quantity you have?
Dorkiness.
61.) What is the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Milkshake, which is weird because it was stuck in my head all day since I got free milkshakes with Randon at Chick-fil-a today, but it just restuck in my head because an irritating family guy commercial came on with that song.
62.) Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
I've had a margarita in mexico with my mom and sister. Their margarita glasses are like fucking fish bowls.
63.) What do you usually order at Starbucks?
Chai latte.
64.) What does your m*spoose headline mean?
I...hate..."m'spoose"...thank you, Sarah, for explaining what that means. I...hate...myspace.
65.) Do you even know what m*spoose means?
Oh, I didn't realize this question was following.
66.) Do you smell what the rock is cookin?
Fuck you.
67.) What is your preferred writing utensil?
Mechanical pencil. Precise and wonderful for sketching.
68.) If you were mute, how would you communicate?
Are you serious? Is the author of this survey too lazy to wikipedia this question?
69.) Are you good in bed?
I don't know, I've never had sex with myself.
70.) What do you do when youre really stressed?
Usually my body immediately makes me sick and I get a fever.
71.) Spell your name without vowels.
Brbr Frncs Msbrgr
72.) You are in the Witness Protection Program and have to make up a new full name. What is it?
Yeah I gave up on this question.
73.) If you made a new band, what is its name, and what is the name of your debut album?
Free Beer And Hot Chicks, "Self Titled"
74.) You must ban one word from the dictionary and all its usage. What word would you ban?
Gentle. Or Peek. I fucking hate those words for some reason.
75.) Who got you to join m*spoose?
Nobody, because I'm not a fucking clone.
76.) Is Tom on your friends list?
NO!
77.) Do you have plants in your room?
Fuck, I hope not. I just cleaned it a couple weeks ago.
78.) Are you a kid at heart?
Nuh uh! I'm 18 and a half years old, stupid.
79.) Are you a meanie head?
Another one of those bullshit questions to get to 100.
80.) What is your favorite milk flavor?
"I wonder what banana milk tastes like..."
81.) What is a bad habit of yours?
Not thinking before I speak bluntly.
82.) What color is your razor?
I use that boy's 5 blade fusion blade.
83.) Are you loved?
Yes, and I love it.
84.) Do you have all of your fingers?
Yes thank god.
85.) Have you ever almost died?
I've felt like I was gonna die before, but it wasn't gonna happen.
86.) Would you give me a kidney?
Fuck you, I don't even know you. Coming around asking me for a kidney. This is hard earned kidney right here.
87.) Ever thought about a threesome?
Been in one. I've thought about how much I hate myself for it.
88.) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Probably not.
89.) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Probably cash the check.
90.) Hamburger or hot dog?
I hate hotdogs.
91.) Where do you wish you were?
Where ever Randon is.
92.) What was the last thing you touched (other than the keyboard/mouse)?
My Sunny D cup.
93.) Window seat or aisle?
I am very fucking afraid of airplanes.
94.) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl. With a spoon. At my house, we aren't allowed to eat spaghetti unless it's with a spoon.
95.) Can you drive a stick?
No, I never learned.
96.) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream.
97.) Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Nope.
98.) What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell.
99.) What do you do to unwind?
Droodle, photoshop, tv, Randon, sleep.
100.) What is your least favorite chore?
Anything I'm told to do. If I do it on my own accord I don't mind it, but being yelled at sucks.
"She had it coming..."
2.) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
I'm already tied to Randon pretty much, so I won't say him to be a good sport. Maybe a bigoted asshole guy who is strongly against feminism. I would enjoy pissing him off.
3.) Seriously...where does the other sock end up?
To be honest, I won't wear socks if they don't match, so most my socks are all the same brand in white. It's safer that way, especially since I'm uber OCD about matching socks.
4.) What is something scientists need to invent?
Shit if I know, but I heard they've figured out the last strand in human DNA so now they can start working on cures for things like cancer and such. Awesome, I love the things scientists can do.
5.) What should we do with stupid people?
Whatever we do with the mentally handicapped and old people. They're all a damper on society.
6.) Do you like amusement parks?
Hellz yeah.
7.) Most boring state in US, in your opinion?
I wouldn't know, I haven't been to too many.
8.) Do you own a pair of dice?
Why would I need them?
9.) How do you like your eggs?
Over medium.
10.) One, two, three, four?
Probably.
11.) Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
Wait wait....what's a pirates favorite letter??......Not "R", you dumbass, "Q"!! (Get it? Like the word "queue"? Awesome.)
12.) Have you ever gone to the bathroom with the door wide open?
Pff, I can piss in front of a classroom by now. That doesn't phase me in the least.
13.) If the internet was sex, it would be?
Disease ridden.
14.) Where do you sleep?
My bed.
15.) Are you an innie, or an outie?
Innie.
16.) Whats under your bed?
We don't go under there...
17.) Are you a rapist?
Why actually, yes. Yes I am.
18.) Do you have skin?
Exoskeleton.
19.) Do you have a hit list?
3 people a day. I deserve to kill 3 people a day.
20.) Are you on a hit list?
Possibly, but they're most likely dead by now.
21.) Have you ever hugged someone (not yourself)?
These are just stupid questions to make this fucking survey longer! And yes, I have.
22.) Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Well, gummy bears had the best tv show, but I can't help but be attracted toward those delicious sour gummy worms.
23.) Jesus is?
Walker Texas Ranger.
24.) Do you like your handwriting?
I'm an artist, I'm not allowed to have good handwriting.
25.) What is your lost good thing?
Most my memory. Especially all of first semester of my junior year. That's my fault, though.
26.) Sweet or dill?
I swing both ways.
27.) Does size matter?
Does any of what this question is referencing toward really matter?
28.) What is a talent you wish you had?
Jetpack flying. Probably need a jetpack first, though.
29.) Could you live without music?
I would probably live, but I would be a very different person. Unhappy at that.
30.) What do you dislike most about life?
Unfairness.
31.) Do you flush the toilet when youre done?
I thought that was like some rule or something.
32.) Do you like your middle name? If so, what is it? If not, what is it?
Meh, I don't really tell anyone it so I don't care. And it's Frances. That's right, FRANCES, BITCHES!
33.) What word(s) do you substitute with for bad words?
I just don't say exclamated words when I shouldn't be cussing. If I do it's usually something stupid and childlike.
34.) Whats something youre ashamed of?
The things I've done for asshole guys, and my misuse of a certain pill.
35.) What did you dream about last night?
I don't remember that, but I remember my nap I dreamed that Butler Tech was hit by a giant tidal wave.
36.) Are you waiting for something to happen right now?
To be honest, this survey to end.
37.) Whos pretty?
Fuck if I know.
38.) Whos ugly?
Oh god. Meatgrinder and her baby's daddy. They're going to have one ugly fucking baby.
39.) Where was your last kiss?
In Randon's truck when he dropped me off just an hour ago.
40.) Do you untie your shoes before taking them off?
No, I reverse tied my shoes, so they stay tied at the bottoms so that they are tight on the bottom, but loose at top so that they're simple to remove. True dat.
41.) What is something youre obsessive-compulsive about?
Like I said, my socks HAVE to match. My artwork has to be perfect and I hate getting help or having someone tell me something wrong or what I should do to it while I'm still working on it unless I ask. Shaving, I have to be smooth everywhere or I feel disgusting.
42.) Ketchup or mustard?
Mustard.
43.) What is your secret weapon?
My nails. They fucking own, but it's not very secret.
44.) If you could punch one person in the face and you wouldnt get caught, who would it be?
I don't know. I'm weak and wouldn't do much damage. Also, if I were to punch somebody, I'm sure they'd punch back...maybe? So then I'd be fucked if nobody was there to notice and I get my ass kicked just for a punch I wouldn't get caught doing. Can I change the question to "If you could hit one person in the face with a baseball bat..."
45.) Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or quietly in your sleep?
Sleeping. A blaze of glory sounds so gay. And that's pretty bad coming from me.
46.) If they made a movie about your life, which actor/actress would play your part?
I'd rather they picked a non-celebrity. I hate famous people, so a newbie actress would be more appropriate to play my role.
47.) If you were drafted into war, would you survive?
Ha. I'd be a pussy and leave the country before they could take me if that was the case. So, yes...yes I would survive.
48.) Do you knock on wood?
No, I have shitty luck no matter what.
49.) Can you juggle?
No, but you can add that one to the "What talent would you like to have" answer.
50.) Do you talk in your sleep?
I have before.
51.) Can you handle the truth?
Why? Is it slippery?
52.) Ever ate dog food?
Uh huh. Disgusting. Stupid dogs deserve that shit.
53.) Would you eat green eggs and ham?
You joking? I don't eat anything green.
54.) Are you black?
Who's asking?
55.) What is your favorite smell?
Gasoline.
56.) What is your current problem?
I'm graduating in three days.
57.) If you MUST be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A cat, because I know I'd be taken care of and could sleep all day and forget that I'm stuck as an animal.
58.) Ever have a near-death experience?
Nothing that was actually close to death. So I guess I could have aswered this with a simple "no."
59.) What is an obvious quality you have?
I'm artsy.
60.) What is an obvious quantity you have?
Dorkiness.
61.) What is the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Milkshake, which is weird because it was stuck in my head all day since I got free milkshakes with Randon at Chick-fil-a today, but it just restuck in my head because an irritating family guy commercial came on with that song.
62.) Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
I've had a margarita in mexico with my mom and sister. Their margarita glasses are like fucking fish bowls.
63.) What do you usually order at Starbucks?
Chai latte.
64.) What does your m*spoose headline mean?
I...hate..."m'spoose"...thank you, Sarah, for explaining what that means. I...hate...myspace.
65.) Do you even know what m*spoose means?
Oh, I didn't realize this question was following.
66.) Do you smell what the rock is cookin?
Fuck you.
67.) What is your preferred writing utensil?
Mechanical pencil. Precise and wonderful for sketching.
68.) If you were mute, how would you communicate?
Are you serious? Is the author of this survey too lazy to wikipedia this question?
69.) Are you good in bed?
I don't know, I've never had sex with myself.
70.) What do you do when youre really stressed?
Usually my body immediately makes me sick and I get a fever.
71.) Spell your name without vowels.
Brbr Frncs Msbrgr
72.) You are in the Witness Protection Program and have to make up a new full name. What is it?
Yeah I gave up on this question.
73.) If you made a new band, what is its name, and what is the name of your debut album?
Free Beer And Hot Chicks, "Self Titled"
74.) You must ban one word from the dictionary and all its usage. What word would you ban?
Gentle. Or Peek. I fucking hate those words for some reason.
75.) Who got you to join m*spoose?
Nobody, because I'm not a fucking clone.
76.) Is Tom on your friends list?
NO!
77.) Do you have plants in your room?
Fuck, I hope not. I just cleaned it a couple weeks ago.
78.) Are you a kid at heart?
Nuh uh! I'm 18 and a half years old, stupid.
79.) Are you a meanie head?
Another one of those bullshit questions to get to 100.
80.) What is your favorite milk flavor?
"I wonder what banana milk tastes like..."
81.) What is a bad habit of yours?
Not thinking before I speak bluntly.
82.) What color is your razor?
I use that boy's 5 blade fusion blade.
83.) Are you loved?
Yes, and I love it.
84.) Do you have all of your fingers?
Yes thank god.
85.) Have you ever almost died?
I've felt like I was gonna die before, but it wasn't gonna happen.
86.) Would you give me a kidney?
Fuck you, I don't even know you. Coming around asking me for a kidney. This is hard earned kidney right here.
87.) Ever thought about a threesome?
Been in one. I've thought about how much I hate myself for it.
88.) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Probably not.
89.) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Probably cash the check.
90.) Hamburger or hot dog?
I hate hotdogs.
91.) Where do you wish you were?
Where ever Randon is.
92.) What was the last thing you touched (other than the keyboard/mouse)?
My Sunny D cup.
93.) Window seat or aisle?
I am very fucking afraid of airplanes.
94.) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl. With a spoon. At my house, we aren't allowed to eat spaghetti unless it's with a spoon.
95.) Can you drive a stick?
No, I never learned.
96.) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream.
97.) Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Nope.
98.) What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell.
99.) What do you do to unwind?
Droodle, photoshop, tv, Randon, sleep.
100.) What is your least favorite chore?
Anything I'm told to do. If I do it on my own accord I don't mind it, but being yelled at sucks.