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> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
> animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
> but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
> following:
>
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
> once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
> twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
> "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
> lives...... "
>
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
> justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
>
> I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!
> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
> animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
> but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
> following:
>
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
> once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
> twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
> "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
> lives...... "
>
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
> justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
>
> I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!