Jun 27, 2005 22:36
"Any below-the-belt action?"
"HAVE YOU SEEN HER VAG?!"
"it's so juicy!"
"Have you seen her vag?" "Yea it was hairy, dank, and heavily lubricated."
"Did you stroke her clitoris?"
"He was like 'Look I shaved for you!'... it was cute!"
"I have a confession... I never orgasmed with him.. I faked it every time."
"I've been craving the taste of it."
"I got a mouth full! It was just kind of gross!"
"Yea I was in the shower and I think I felt a lump. Could you check me?" "OK"
testicle juggling
"'It's such a weird concept, ya know?'"
"Where do their hands go?" "UP YOUR SHIRT!"
"I have something to tell you... remember the first time? it's not always like that..."
"The dog started growling.... and when I came back he was limp. I tried to help him for like 15 minutes but it just wouldn't go back up so he went home."
"How about when her dog tried to eat her out?"
"Well now everyone knows him as the kid with the lumpy, pale dick."
"Did you cop a feel?"
"You know what word I just hate? Cunt." "How about pussy?"
"One guy said it smelt like pretty soap. Another said it smelt like my deoderant."
"I like the word 'fondle'."
"Are you one of the 2%?" "NO!"
"They can have 10 to 100's of orgasms a day." *huge gasp* "JEALOUSY!"
"It was hairy and uncircumsized!"
"I'm gunna see a circumsized one and just be like 'AH!'"
"You can't just do it in and out you have to like... feel something."
"'Why have you done it on yourself?' and she was like 'No way!'"
"Write a sentence with your tongue."
"When you're doing stuff to a girl, dont 'whistle while you work'.. hum."
"You watched porn with her?!"
"My parents aren't home. Wanna go watch porn?"
"He took out my cell phone and was like playing with it and he put it on vibrate and was like 'Oh, do you ever use this for special reasons?'"
"Oh I like playing with this! What?! It's like... fun!"
"You've never watched porn?!" "I have but it was like... fuzzy!!!!"