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The Ultimate Sex SurveyIntroduce YourselfName:Dustin Sex:Male Age:20 Are you a virgin? (Don't worry, there is an entire section just for you!):No If yes, how old were you when you lost it?:14 Moral CodeDo you have any religious opinion about sex?:No Do you always stick to that?:N/A Do your parents know you are(n't) a virgin?:Yes If no, would you tell them?:N/A If yes, did you tell them or did they find out on their own?:Told them. Would/Have you given someone pity sex?:No Would/Have you suggested sex with a partner too drunk to say no?:Uhhh...yes, I think...my wife was pretty drunk. Would/Have you ever had sex when you were too drunk to refuse?:Yes Would/Have you suggested sex to a partner as a way to overcome grief?:Yes Would/Have you had sex to simply get your mind of something?:Yes Would/Have you had sex with someone young and naive?:Yes Would/Have you had sex with someone more experienced?:No Was it better?:N/A Would you take someones virginity?:Yes Would you brag about it later?:No Not-Sex?Is oral sex considered sex?:No What do you think 'hooking up' means?:Dating Does doing only anal keep your virginity intact?:No Does hand play count as sex or as recreational activity?:Recreational Activity Does cuddling appeal to you just as much as sex?:No Do you sometimes prefer it to having sex?:Sometimes Have you ever pretended to be sick to get out of having sex?:Hell no. Have You'sKissed?:Yes French Kissed?:Yes Given or Recieved a hickey?:Yes, both. Touched above the waist while making out?:Yes Touched below the waist while making out?:Yes Under or over the clothes?:Both Made out minus shirts?:Yes Made out minus pants?:Yes Made out naked without it leading further?:No Does making out include oral?:Yes Given oral sex?:Definitely Recieved oral sex?:Oh yeah Given anal sex?:For sure! Recieved anal sex?:No Taken part of any oral-anal contact?:No What do you think about oral sex? Gross or no?:No How about anal?:Love it. Had sex in the missionary position?:Yes In the cowboy position?:Yes In the doggie style position?:Yes In the spoons position?:Yes Do you know what all those positions consist of?:Yes Have you watched porn alone?:Yes With a partner?:Yes During Sex?:No Was it better?:N/A Would/Do you like to cuddle after sex?:Yes What is your/Would be your favourite position?:Cowboy (Wife on top) and doggy style. Questions for Virgins and Those Who PretendDo you think you'll enjoy sex?:N/A Do you worry about not being able to perform?:No Do you look at porn as an instructional aid?:N/A Do you know girls hate that?:N/A Would you be afraid to ask your partner what they want/like/need?:Hell no, communication is key. Where do you want to lose it?:N/A Why do you want to lose it?:N/A Would you lose it to anyone, or do you want it to be 'special'?:N/A Why are you a virgin?:N/A Location Location LocationWould/Have you had sex in a car?:Yes On the floor?:Yes In a bed?:Yes In the bathroom?:Yes In someone elses house?:Yes In your parents room?:Yes In a siblings room?:No On a beach?:No In the woods?:No With someone watching?:No Love ThyselfHave you ever masturbated?:Yes Do you recommend it?:Yes Do you do it everyday?:No More than three times a day?:No Is your name Anna Nicole Smith?:No Speaking of, have you ever masturbated to her?:No To porn?:Yes To yourself in the mirror?:No Ever been walked in on doing said activity?:No Do you talk about it with your friends?:Yes Your family?:Yes Do you have any religious thoughts about it?:No For the Non VirginsWhen was the last time you did it?:A little over two months ago. Do you regret losing it?:No Do you regret any of your chosen partners?:No How many partners have you had?:Two. Did it hurt/Was it messier than you thought?:No Everyone Is HornyAre you horny right now?:Yes Is that an occasional or constant feeling?:That depends if I am working or not. When is the last time you thought about sex?:This morning. Thought about masturbating?:Yesterday Actually did masturbate?:Four days ago. Felt bad afterwards?:No Do you often feel lonely?:I am deployed ass. Does your sexual activity impact your personal self worth?:Yes How many partners is too many partners?:I cannot quantify that. Do you wish you were having sex right now?:Oh god yes, please, teleport my wife here right now. Is sex over rated?:Fuck no, are you crazy? Can you think of any celebrity you'd have sex with if you had the opp?:No Do you like sex with boys, girls, both?:Women Have you ever entertained the idea of sex with animals?:No Be honest.:I am positive. Take this survey | Find more surveys
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