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What is the deal with this?!
I was innocently trying some - add this to your LJ quiz pages. INNOCENTLY.
And I decided to do the 'What God Are You?' quiz.
You put in your name, birthdate and favourite colour and it tells you the answers to four questions ... "You earthly time was spent..." "Your throne is...." "You wear ..." "Your Godly superpower is ...."
I STAND by my INNOCENCE.
The answers were ...
You earthly time was spent ... supplanting kingdoms, punishing tyrants and levelling the empires of the wicked with the breath of your nostrils.
My nose is kinda big ...
Your throne is.... a towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished.
You wear ... golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains.
Your Godly superpower is .... unresistable charm and sensuality, drawing lovers, friends and enemies into your orgasmic grasp.
It's a damn conspiracy ... how will anyone know the real soft and gentle me when all the quizes will tell them is that I'm some sort of ... dominatrix, Ares wannabe. *cries*
Now ... where did I leave my sword?