Nicked from
la_marquise_de_:
***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
I really don't do salads often enough to have a favorite
2. What is your favourite sit-down restaurant?
Depends on the time of year/month/week and what I'm in the mood for.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Nothing. I need variety.
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Meatball
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter.
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
One
2. What colour cell phone do you have?
Black
3. How many computers are in your house?
Two desktops.
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
No.
***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Hair (obviously), moles, teeth, a bone from my elbow, tonsils. Nothing major yet.
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Does a 13-lb cat qualify as heavy? If not, then a laundry basket.
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yep.
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I'm fine with the name I have.
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I wouldn't drink a bottle of hot sauce if you threatened to kill my mother, for Crom's sake. If I'm going to trade my life for hers, then I'm going to demand you do it quick.
************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Three? Four? At least two.
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Never.
3. Last person you talked to?
A co-worker
4. Last person you hugged?
If we don't count the cat, then
swimtech, after brunch yesterday.
**************FAVOURITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Autumn.
2. Holiday?
La Marquise is British and answered this by the Brit definition of "holiday" = "vacation spot"; but I'm American, so I'll say Thanksgiving. Four day weekend FTW!
3. Day of the week?
Saturday, because you get to the end of it and realize you still have another day before going back to work.
4. Month?
October
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
Not right now.
2. Mood?
"I should be working instead of doing a long meme"
3. What are you listening to?
Ambient office noise. Less literally, I've got the Foo Fighters' album Wasting Light in heavy replay on my car stereo these days.
4. Watching?
Keyboard, screen.
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
Breakfast.
2. What's the last movie you saw?
Kill Bill was on TV last night. If we're specifying in the theater, then John Carter.
3. Do you smile often?
I'm pretty sure I do.
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
Almost never. If I don't know who the caller is, I don't answer. People who matter will leave messages.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Spam. I don't get a lot of texts.
3. If you could change your eye colour what would it be?
I have green eyes. Why would I change that?
4. What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I have never been to Sonic (and I'm guessing this is something British, not the American burger chain, anyway). I don't add flavor to drinks.
5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yep.
6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
The obligatory carnival prize as a child.
7. Favourite celebration/festival song(s):
?? Um, "Father Christmas" by the Kinks?
8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Nothing. I'm a grown-up with a decent income.
9. Can you do push ups?
Bwah ha ha ha ha!
10. Can you do a chin up?
More laughter.
11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Nervous
12. Do you have any saved texts?
No.
13. Ever been in a car wreck?
"Wreck," no, but minor accident, yes.
14. Do you have an accent?
Everyone has an accent, duh.
15. What is the last song to make you cry?
I get weepy every time I hear "Circle of Life." Yes, yes, I know. It's embarrassing to me, too. I maintain that there's a subliminal track under that thing.
16. Plans tonight?
Hunger Games with
oracne 17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Brunch, which was scrambled eggs, beignets, and sausages.
19. Have you ever been given roses?
Yes
20. Current worry?
Relatively worry-free right now.
21. Current hate right now?
I try not to hate. There are some organizations I could happily see disband and scatter, though.
22. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes
23. How will you bring in the New Year?
I don't make plans that far ahead. Probably nothing, unless I have a house by then, in which case I'll try to throw a party.
24. What song represents you?
*blink* Huh?
25. Name three people who might complete this?
None of them.
26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Depends. Do I have access to my own time again, or am I stuck in the past? I like modern science and all the benefits it brings, thanks.
27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nope.
28. Does anyone love you?
Presumably yes.
29. Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes.
30. When did you last cry?
Dunno. Has The Lion King been on recently?
31. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes. Not generally.
32. Have you held hands with anyone today?
No.
(Held hands? Seriously? Why do these meme things always seem to be written by 12-year-olds?)
33. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Mostly old, but there are some newer ones.
34. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
MORE PULP! I would drink a glass of just pulp.
35. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I am old enough to know that life is uncertain. My current plans are fully occupying my attention and aren't a five-year view. Once they're settled, then I'll come up with new ones.