Obviously a Monty Python fan with a deathwish.
From MSNBC:
FREDERICK COUNTY, Md. - Frederick County sheriff’s deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.
The article ends with this line: "The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split."
The bad pun aside, the clerk should have known to have a gun. If you're attacked by someone with a banana and you're unarmed, you're supposed to run away!
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