Mmmmm BeefCake

[barbarella69]

Mmmm sex and chocolate. *dazzling smile* Very few things are better than sex and chocolate. *tilts head* I'd be haveing sex and chocolate right now if Beigey hadn't been hoarding all the Death by Chocolate cakes lately. I just knew he'd react badly after I took that wrong turn on the way to the hot tub. *shakes head

Comments

[onetruenine]

Tegan says you'd probably shag me.

[barbarella69]

She's probably right

I suppose that would depend on what incentive you could provide *steps closer; runs hands across shoulder* What a nice jacket. I must say you have better fashion taste than the others which is precisely why you can't be the Doctor

[onetruenine]

It's like a clock. You know, like when you wind it up and then it'll go? It's like that. All the taste in clothes has been storing up until it hit critical mass and then BINGO! Me! *cheery grin*

*slightly disturbed look* I think it's the same with the sex drive, actually.

*worries about that a bit*

[barbarella69]

Ooooh you're pent up...

*wide smile*

I can show you a few techniques to help deal with that. Only problem is, you're hands tend to go numb after awhile. Always works best with a *raises brow* partner...

[tegan_lj]

Oh, hon...don't worry. We share just about everything else.

[onetruenine]

I don't mind sharing...

[tegan_lj]

True enough. You're like a library book...

[barbarella69]

with a few of the pages missing...

[zoe_gosh_wow]

Whore.

I hear he likes Young People. Should I talk to him? *huge innocent eyes*

[barbarella69]

Whores charge, I'm just a slut

Well you're not blonde and 19 so you should be safe...

[zoe_gosh_wow]

Safe? Is he dangerous?

[barbarella69]

Only to your virtue

*devilish grin*