I impaled my leg with a knitting needle. It's a strange story. It really, really hurts. It was an aluminum needle, and it went about two inches in. Did I mention that it really, really hurts? Also that I have no health insurance, but probably need a tetanus shot? And that it really, really hurts? Also I can't really walk on it. And Melissa helped me pour peroxide on it. It was really kind of icky. Owwwwy.