April Fool
admnaismithTPs your car.
dernhelm87shaves your head.
figmosmiles. All the time.
frankieb_sq87trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
greedylilgitlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
kelleypensells your dog on Ebay.
moose42glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling.
murasaki99eggs your cat.
pondsidehas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
starfyre01enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
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