41st dish - voice;japanese

[baratiesbest]

[The post starts up as most accidental posts do - with a crash and a bang and plenty of muffled noises in the background and it's not until one of those noises break lose and turn into a voice that you realize that this... isn't accidental at all.]

--ill you shut up, I almost got it! Jeez...

[More fumbling, this time a little closer to the

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[suckmycannon]

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Having problems?

[baratiesbest]

Yeah... you could say that.

Nothing to worry about though, Miss Rage! I got it under contr-- [and we interrupt this message to give you a low, pained hiss. Someone moved.]

1/2

[suckmycannon]

[ANALYZING THE SITUATION. DEDUCING THE POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS OF SAID SITUATION. REACHING A FANGIRLY CONCLUSION EVENTUALLY.....

Hi meet your new stalker.]

[suckmycannon]

Oh yes, that's very convincing. Fine and dandy I'd say. Indeed.

Do you need more sarcasm or is that enough for now?

[baratiesbest]

[........fml]

...that will be fine, Miss.

[suckmycannon]

If you say so~.

Sooo... really now. Any troubles that you're not having. Because you're totally not. Feel free to not tell me about them ever. Like how you might not be tired. Has it been a long day for you Sanji?

[baratiesbest]

[ohgodwhatareyouevenwhatjusthappenedhere]

Ah... don't you think that's kind of personal? Hypothetically speaking, of course. Since there's nothing going on.

It wasn't that long until just now.

[suckmycannon]

[Welcome to my parlor, said the American to the Love Cook.]

I thought it was just a simple question due to concern for your well-being. Am I not allowed to do a little thing like that?

[baratiesbest]

Of course you are, Miss! It's just--

[how about we just spread the lie he's been telling everyone else, it seems to work. Maybe.]

I just got into a fight, that's all.

[suckmycannon]

Nice to know. ...hm, from the sounds of it, this was a case of what we'd like to call, [And she switches to English.] Biting off more than you can chew.

[Back to Japanese.] I have no idea how English-to-Japanese idioms work.

You kick his ass?

[baratiesbest]

Yeah, I... didn't really understand that, I'm afraid.

Of course! Did you expect anything else~?

[threesword]

Tch, you call that kicking my ass, you shithead!? [Even if it's a lie, Zoro's pride does not accept this.]

[baratiesbest]

Just telling the truth, shitty marimo!

What, you want another go? [Not suggesting anything here. Nope.]

[threesword]

Like hell I do! [On any count right now. He's mildly traumatized.]

[suckmycannon]

Eh, it doesn't really matter. English idioms are kind of dumb. Hilarious and fun to use, but dumb.

My deepest apologies for actually thinking so! You play the gentleman part so well, I didn't really expect something like this.

[baratiesbest]

Sounds like someone I know. More of an idiot than an idiom, that one.

Appearances can be decieving sometimes! [and now he can't shake the feeling that he should be offended somehow.] Besides, I wouldn't be much of a pirate if I couldn't handle myself in a fight, gentleman or not.