[The transmission flares to life and.... wait for it.... BZZZT! There we go! A bit of a cop-out maybe but it has been well over two weeks. ]
--fucking hell! There's no way that was two damn weeks!
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Shit... guess I lost track of time. Hnn... March already.
[He does sound a bit disoriented, doesn't he? You get a few more seconds of shuffling
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What the heck was that? Jeez, don't tell me...
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Ah...I... don't know. Must've been some shitty static or something.
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...Hey now. If you're gonna come up with excuses, you could at least find a better one. C'mon, you're a pirate! [Read: TOTALLY DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU]
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[Hey! How about you try to come up with some good spur-of-the-moment excuses when you're knocked out by pneumonia!
He gives a little cough, muffled like hell and you can practically hear the embarrassed pout when he finally gives in.]
...I got a cold, nothing exciting.
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Muffled or not, that definitely doesn't sound good. Eugh.] Boy. What a bad time for something like that...
[...] We still have a few bags of tea left, you know. If you want.
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Thanks for the offer, but-- [cough, cough] --I'm fine! Hot liquid doesn't sound so appealing right now, to be honest.
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...In that case -- if you need water or anything like that, you know who to ask. All right? [Is that worry? No, of course not. Never.]
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Boy, talent is putting it lightly. It's like second nature, for all of you!
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Must be something in the water. Magnetic minerals, perhaps~?
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Something in the water that makes you all a magnet for trouble. Now I've heard everything!
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Oh, so I already told you about the giant goldfish?
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