39th dish - text

[baratiesbest]

Stop fucking with us.

[[ ooc: Extreme levels of stress? Check. Two canon mates leaving in the same day? Check. Woman of his dreams arriving in hell? Check.  One blond, delirious cook aimlessly wandering the streets? ....check.  He'll be leaving the Lights right about... now, leaving his communicator behind. Replies will be severly delayed. ]]

Comments

[thiefcat]

Sanji-kun...?

[baratiesbest]

[Several hours later, once the idiot has cooled off enough and finally made his way back.]

Nami-san.

[thiefcat]

[Several hours later also means a very irate Nami.]

Sanji! Don't Nami-san me! Where did you go!?

[baratiesbest]

[Oh shit, he's still not used to that. Normally people don't really notice if you slip out for a while - big mistake, blondie. ]

Ah... just out for a walk. I lost track of time, that's all!

[thiefcat]

[Sorry, Sanji. You're going to have to get used to her again. The need to know where all the other Straw Hats are at all times is practically in her job description.]

How could you possibly loose track of the time like this!? It's cold and dangerous out there!

[baratiesbest]

[Which is why they desperately need her in this shitty place. No wonder they're always struck by disaster!]

Oi... I'm sorry, Nami-san. It won't happen again.

[thiefcat]

[A woman's touch, is it? Warning, this woman hits.]

It better not!

[baratiesbest]

[See, this is exactly what they've been missing all this time. Some good old-fashioned violence to keep them in line.]

You have my word, my lady~ From now on I won't leave your side! ♥

[thiefcat]

[Of course. I hope everyone is ready for it because it'll be never ending from now on~]

You better stick to your word, Sanji! Or I'll never forgive you!

[Just don't make her regret saying that.]

[baratiesbest]

Of course! I wouldn't dream of breaking a promise to you~

[Oh, he will. Sooner or later.]

[thiefcat]

Good.

[That's what she likes to hear~ ... And it's sadly to be expected.]