This one's stolen from Dirk ^_^
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In June, I sacrificed ixenbenzvelk to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I exposed blindingdawn to soul-rending horrors (250 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Last week, I stopped otherkorean from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (845 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
barathiel
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