About Kids.
I want to have a baby.
Whoa. Calm down. Not right now. But wouldn't it be so sweet to have a kid? You know, except for all the crying and screaming and pooping...
Okay. I don't want a kid.
Maybe I'll just go steal one from the local hospital for about a half hour and cuddle it fondly 'til I get arrested...
I'll be just like Robert Joy in Resurrection except I won't be dangling the babe off a building and I won't get shot and fall off said building with my arms spread symbolically...
I don't know. I had a weird dream last night where I had a baby and I was just randomly carrying it around, and me and my friend were like, in a deserted town a la 'Land of the Dead' style and there was this magical totem pole and if you told it the password it would let you into this one house that was filled with supplies. So I said the password (which was something weird that I don't remember) and I got baby food and diapers but then I realized I had gotten my kid a can of pineapple and for some reason my kid hated pineapple and started screeching.
I have weird dreams. But it's not my fault! It was the heat. I didn't get to bed until 1 and I had to lie there with the covers on the floor and my dog was up with me and she was panting in my ear all night...
Urgh. And now I'm at work. I'm supposed to be working, but oh well.
My work got robbed a couple of days ago. Yup. This guy came in waving a box cutter and took all the money from the till (there was like, a lot of money in the tills). My friend Marina was working. It's sorta scary. Now whenever I see someone entering the store with a hoodie or who looks suspicious I want to throw something at them because I'm so paranoid.
Anyways. I should probably go. I'm not supposed to be on the computer for this long. Tomorrow my summer school reaches its last week and then...FREEDOM!
Maybe I'll invite my friend Kyla to go to Capital X with me, 'cause I haven't seen her in a long time.
Jeez. Why do they call it 'Capital X'? 'Klondike Days' was a better kick-ass name. But nooo....
Just like renaming 'Silver City Theatre' into 'Scotiabank Theatre'. What a weak name.
OKAY. I swear I'm getting off the computer now...
Whoa. Calm down. Not right now. But wouldn't it be so sweet to have a kid? You know, except for all the crying and screaming and pooping...
Okay. I don't want a kid.
Maybe I'll just go steal one from the local hospital for about a half hour and cuddle it fondly 'til I get arrested...
I'll be just like Robert Joy in Resurrection except I won't be dangling the babe off a building and I won't get shot and fall off said building with my arms spread symbolically...
I don't know. I had a weird dream last night where I had a baby and I was just randomly carrying it around, and me and my friend were like, in a deserted town a la 'Land of the Dead' style and there was this magical totem pole and if you told it the password it would let you into this one house that was filled with supplies. So I said the password (which was something weird that I don't remember) and I got baby food and diapers but then I realized I had gotten my kid a can of pineapple and for some reason my kid hated pineapple and started screeching.
I have weird dreams. But it's not my fault! It was the heat. I didn't get to bed until 1 and I had to lie there with the covers on the floor and my dog was up with me and she was panting in my ear all night...
Urgh. And now I'm at work. I'm supposed to be working, but oh well.
My work got robbed a couple of days ago. Yup. This guy came in waving a box cutter and took all the money from the till (there was like, a lot of money in the tills). My friend Marina was working. It's sorta scary. Now whenever I see someone entering the store with a hoodie or who looks suspicious I want to throw something at them because I'm so paranoid.
Anyways. I should probably go. I'm not supposed to be on the computer for this long. Tomorrow my summer school reaches its last week and then...FREEDOM!
Maybe I'll invite my friend Kyla to go to Capital X with me, 'cause I haven't seen her in a long time.
Jeez. Why do they call it 'Capital X'? 'Klondike Days' was a better kick-ass name. But nooo....
Just like renaming 'Silver City Theatre' into 'Scotiabank Theatre'. What a weak name.
OKAY. I swear I'm getting off the computer now...