Fairy Tales: Goldisucks and the Three Bears

Mar 15, 2007 21:40

Yeah, because I got nothing better to do. Oh, and just to be fair, I'll warn ya for adult contents behind that cut. What do ya expect with that title?


Once upon a time, there were three bears who lived together in a charming little hut in the middle of the woods. They were the old and wise Polar Bear, the strong and stocky Muscle Bear, and the young and handsome Cub Bear.

Each had a pot full of their favorite treats; viagra for Polar Bear, crystal meth for Muscle Bear, and marijuana for Cub Bear.
They also had a chest with their favorite restraints; handcuffs for Polar Bear, nylon rope for Muscle Bear, and leather restraints for Cub Bear.
And finally, each had their own porn collection; with videos full of spanking for Polar Bear, full of fisting for Muscle Bear, and full of rape scenes for Cub Bear.

One day, before they wanted to indulge in a little play time, the three bears decided to go for a walk, as it was a lovely and sunny day.
But just after they had left, a young boy, Goldisucks, came to their hut. He was tall and slender and hairless, but he couldn't have been a good little twink, for he peeked inside through one of the windows, and when he saw the hut was empty, he opened the door and walked in.

First, he looked at the pots of treats.
And he saw the viagra, and thought: "Nah, I don't need that yet!"
Then, he saw the meth, and thought: "Nah, I want to chill out!"
Then, he saw the marijuana, and thought: "Yeah man, that's juuuust right!"
And he lit up a joint, and got high.

But he wanted to relax some more, so he went to the toy chests.
And he saw the handcuffs, and thought: "No way, those hurt too much!"
Then, he saw the nylon rope, and thought: "No way, that's too complicated!"
Then, he saw the leather restraints, and though: "Yeah man, that's juuuust right!"
And he put them on the bed, but he needed some visual stimulation.

So, he went to the porn stashes and looked through them.
And he saw the spanking porn, and thought: "Nah, I don't like that!"
Then, he saw the fisting porn, and thought: "Nah, I don't like that, either!"
Then, he saw the rape porn, and thought: "Yeah man, that's juuuust right!"
And he put in one of the tapes, bound his feet with the leather restraints and began to jerk off.
And after he was done, he fell asleep.

Soon after, the bears came home.
Now, Goldisucks hadn't fully shut the lids of the pots with the treats, and so Polar Bear said: "Somebody's been at my viagra!"
Then, Muscle Bear said: "Somebody's been at my meth!"
Then, Cub Bear said: "Somebody smoked up all my pot!"

Now, Goldisucks also hadn't put the toy chests back in order after he had rummaged through them, and so Polar Bear said: "Somebody's been in my toy chest with the handcuffs!"
Then, Muscle Bear said: "Somebody's been in my toy chest with the nylon rope!"
Then, Cub Bear said: "Somebody's been in my toy chest, and stole my leather restraints!"

Now, Goldisucks also had scattered all the porn when looking at their collections, and so Polar Bear said: "Somebody's been through my porn stash!"
Then, Muscle Bear said: "Somebody's been through my porn stash, as well!"
Then, Cub Bear said: "And somebody took one of my vids!"

And when they entered their playroom, they saw Goldisucks in the big bed, sleeping. Remaining as quiet as possible, they also bound his hands with the leather restraints.
Then, they woke him up.
Goldisucks was very scared - he certainly had read about bears before, and heard about bears before, and he had even seen bears before. But never before had he seen bears that up close, or that naked for that matter... or that hard.

And so, the three bears punished the twink for breaking into their home, and then, their life was a big fuckfest ever after.

Oh, I also totally blame arshermetica for this, because I came up with this plot bunny while commenting to his journal.

writing, fairy tales

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