fasten your pants for the lap dance
Winter Magic!!!!!!!!!
After everyone left, toothless old truck drivers kept coming up to Meaghan and i and asking if we were sisters. I told one guy to fuck off to his face after he introduced himself for the sixth time, but he was so drunk he didn't notice. Luckily his friend led him away.
This is the price you pay for being two women alone at a pub. Stick with groups, people, a pack mentality will save your skin!
Strangely, we were so off guts we didn't realise for about eight hours that all the young people were in a different section of the pub. If we had been standing there maybe people with a full head of teeth and the ability to bathe themselves might have talked to us. Huzzzahhhhhh
We had a winning time dancing with Tanya in the subway and sitting on the window smiling at he security guards as we took alcohol from our handbags and swigged it in front of the bar staff.
The quote of the night:
'we... are.... your friends...
you'll... never be alone again...
so come on...'
-elissa
After everyone left, toothless old truck drivers kept coming up to Meaghan and i and asking if we were sisters. I told one guy to fuck off to his face after he introduced himself for the sixth time, but he was so drunk he didn't notice. Luckily his friend led him away.
This is the price you pay for being two women alone at a pub. Stick with groups, people, a pack mentality will save your skin!
Strangely, we were so off guts we didn't realise for about eight hours that all the young people were in a different section of the pub. If we had been standing there maybe people with a full head of teeth and the ability to bathe themselves might have talked to us. Huzzzahhhhhh
We had a winning time dancing with Tanya in the subway and sitting on the window smiling at he security guards as we took alcohol from our handbags and swigged it in front of the bar staff.
The quote of the night:
'we... are.... your friends...
you'll... never be alone again...
so come on...'
-elissa