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1. What does your Livejournal name mean?
It was elissas porn star name in her first few films: Brianna Lee's Red Hot Weinie Roast, The Fat The Bald and the Ugly and Titallica- Master of Puppies.
3. Make up a question.
I'm a backsliding Christian, I'm addicted to porn and I need help. Where do I start?
4. What's your current relationship status?
I'm a BMX Stunt Cyclist, Zarn is a man made out of asparagus.
5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
Bolivian national dress- specifically from the North zone of Potosí. Damn this rebozo looks damn fine... not too sure about the chulu though.
6. What is your current problem?
recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving touching and rubbing against a nonconsenting person.
7. What do you love most?
Me! Bender!
8. What makes you most happy?
Smack
9. Are you musically inclined?
no, but i know someone who is.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
the holocaust probably.... no seriously though, i would go back and give all my enemies food poisoning the night before they have a big important speech to do.... Ill learn to cook just for that.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
is a virus considered an animal?
12. Ever have a near death experience?
fuck off
13. Name an obvious quality you have.
i always have coke to give to people that hang out with me. thats why ive got so many dawgs.
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
haha I love love
15. Who did you cut and paste this from?
kat
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
skepper. lol
17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
bwaaaahahahaaaa. there are a few public toilets that wont cross me again.
18. Have you ever been in a fight?
i had to bash this nigger for trying to steal my whore.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
heh. fish have eyelids!
20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
size of penis.
24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
everyone. constantly. ive had heaps of surgery to look more like walter croncite.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
are you accusing me? that shits illegal man....
26. Did you have braces?
i have a few left in my cupboard.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
nothing some posture correction wont fix
29. Do you speak any other languages?
yes. heaps actually. im 'tres' fluent in french.
30. Do you have a crush on someone on your livejournal?
do any of them want to star in porn? ill pretend to like them if it helps....
-amanda
It was elissas porn star name in her first few films: Brianna Lee's Red Hot Weinie Roast, The Fat The Bald and the Ugly and Titallica- Master of Puppies.
3. Make up a question.
I'm a backsliding Christian, I'm addicted to porn and I need help. Where do I start?
4. What's your current relationship status?
I'm a BMX Stunt Cyclist, Zarn is a man made out of asparagus.
5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
Bolivian national dress- specifically from the North zone of Potosí. Damn this rebozo looks damn fine... not too sure about the chulu though.
6. What is your current problem?
recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving touching and rubbing against a nonconsenting person.
7. What do you love most?
Me! Bender!
8. What makes you most happy?
Smack
9. Are you musically inclined?
no, but i know someone who is.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
the holocaust probably.... no seriously though, i would go back and give all my enemies food poisoning the night before they have a big important speech to do.... Ill learn to cook just for that.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
is a virus considered an animal?
12. Ever have a near death experience?
fuck off
13. Name an obvious quality you have.
i always have coke to give to people that hang out with me. thats why ive got so many dawgs.
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
haha I love love
15. Who did you cut and paste this from?
kat
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
skepper. lol
17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
bwaaaahahahaaaa. there are a few public toilets that wont cross me again.
18. Have you ever been in a fight?
i had to bash this nigger for trying to steal my whore.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
heh. fish have eyelids!
20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
size of penis.
24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
everyone. constantly. ive had heaps of surgery to look more like walter croncite.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
are you accusing me? that shits illegal man....
26. Did you have braces?
i have a few left in my cupboard.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
nothing some posture correction wont fix
29. Do you speak any other languages?
yes. heaps actually. im 'tres' fluent in french.
30. Do you have a crush on someone on your livejournal?
do any of them want to star in porn? ill pretend to like them if it helps....
-amanda