Application: Glorfindel (Tolkienverse)
((Pertinent details: Pointy-eared Elf-Lord, older than dirt. I'm playing it as though the two Glorfindels in Tolkienverse are one and the same, as the author himself said was the case. Upon being resurrected, Glorfindel was granted Mary Sue powers on par with the Maiar (aka Gandalf and Saruman and the other Istari). In other words, mad powah. For the sake of clarity I reckon this puts him below beings such as Mr. Wednesday and Amaterasu (and possibly Smaug and Ancalagon, in a physical fight), above the various angels/demons/kitsune/shinigami, and probably on par with, well, whoever falls between those groups.
Supernatural types may see him closer to his true form, "shining with an inner light... as if through a thin veil" and such; not blinding (unless you desire comedic effect), since only other Elves would see his true form, it just marks him as having "great presence in both the Seen and Unseen worlds".
To conclude this teal deer: Apped with permission. I'm also ESL, so apologies for any bizarre grammar that may slip through.))
Glorfindel was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair
and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and keen, and his
voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was strength.
Thus had the Elf-Lord once been described, and even now did it hold true. The Elder Children of Ilúvatar were not bound to the mortal plane as Men were, nor did the passage of time leave its mark upon them, save in learning and memory alone. What could accurately be called an otherworldly appearance was perhaps less so at Hogwarts, where the extraordinary had become nearly commonplace.
Beside Glorfindel stood his friend and companion through many journeys, the white Elf horse Asfaloth, his headstall and reins (there was no bit) studded with gems and adorned with small bells that produced a light tinkling whenever the horse turned his head, as he did presently to watch Glorfindel approaching the table bearing quill and parchment. The hood of the Elf's heavy riding cloak was already thrown back, and he bent closer to read what was written.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
As he reached for the curious hovering quill, it deftly evaded his fingers.
"Oh-" The quill dutifully scratched his exclamation onto the parchment, then returned to hovering in an expectant manner. He could easily infer its purpose from that.
"If I must choose a favourite," he said, watching the quill record his words, "I would say any I might partake of at the magnificent feasts held in Imladris. Food and drink naturally taste better when in good company."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I should not wish to slay either unless given sufficient reason to. Are these the names of Men? Perhaps Hobbits? If my hand were forced in this matter, I would first choose the one who posed the greater threat."
3. What time is it where you are?
"The sun is yet high, I would guess noon."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The wording of the question troubled him ('harass'?), but he all the same submitted himself to the answering of it.
"While we may share the condition of being returned to life-for myself, it was some millennia ago-I cannot presume to know whom Albus Dumbledore would seek favour with. Perhaps someone he was fond of in his prior awakening. Although I do hope he would not press unwelcome attention upon anyone."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"A darkened tavern is an unlikely locale for an Elf-Lord such as myself," he said, "or indeed for any of my kindred. But I shall answer the question in the spirit it was perhaps intended and name my bar 'Bar-en-Faug'."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"A strange question, though I suppose no stranger than the others," he commented to himself, even knowing the quill would record it. "No other but Harry himself should choose his beloved. I should hope Harry knows his own heart better than a stranger would."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"You may have one or several of these quills which continually writes whatever you speak. Perhaps you should put them away and pen things by your own hand, or else mutter to yourself less."
He couldn't help smiling at that, reminded of his old friend Olórin-better known as Gandalf, who had a penchant for muttering and grumbling to himself.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"If you have need of my aid," he said, frowning in concern, "I offer you it. If you are merely inquiring as to my aptitude in something, you must be more specific. I am skilled in the arts, in crafting and battle, and also possess some skill at healing, though it is yet no match for Master Elrond's ability. But remarkably few in this world are his equal."
It didn't occur to the Elf that performing a few parlour tricks would better answer the question.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"It seems most apt to repeat my previous answer, for I can think of little else to offer you. I have blades of elven design, which I would prefer to keep." At least one of which could be clearly seen, worn at his hip, only partially concealed by his cloak. It was the length of a sword, thicker than a katana, and elegantly curved. On the hilt and blade were intricate designs and runework, also mirrored throughout his fine elven raiment.
"My horse will heed none save myself, though I would far sooner part with my weaponry than my friend. Is there nothing else you could ask of me? I do not imagine any being living in so fine a castle would care for some of my travel rations, but even the meanest of elven fare is wholesome and possesses fortifying qualities not to be found in the food of Men."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.
One day, marmalade will rule the world.
"
Supernatural types may see him closer to his true form, "shining with an inner light... as if through a thin veil" and such; not blinding (unless you desire comedic effect), since only other Elves would see his true form, it just marks him as having "great presence in both the Seen and Unseen worlds".
To conclude this teal deer: Apped with permission. I'm also ESL, so apologies for any bizarre grammar that may slip through.))
Glorfindel was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair
and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and keen, and his
voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was strength.
Thus had the Elf-Lord once been described, and even now did it hold true. The Elder Children of Ilúvatar were not bound to the mortal plane as Men were, nor did the passage of time leave its mark upon them, save in learning and memory alone. What could accurately be called an otherworldly appearance was perhaps less so at Hogwarts, where the extraordinary had become nearly commonplace.
Beside Glorfindel stood his friend and companion through many journeys, the white Elf horse Asfaloth, his headstall and reins (there was no bit) studded with gems and adorned with small bells that produced a light tinkling whenever the horse turned his head, as he did presently to watch Glorfindel approaching the table bearing quill and parchment. The hood of the Elf's heavy riding cloak was already thrown back, and he bent closer to read what was written.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
As he reached for the curious hovering quill, it deftly evaded his fingers.
"Oh-" The quill dutifully scratched his exclamation onto the parchment, then returned to hovering in an expectant manner. He could easily infer its purpose from that.
"If I must choose a favourite," he said, watching the quill record his words, "I would say any I might partake of at the magnificent feasts held in Imladris. Food and drink naturally taste better when in good company."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I should not wish to slay either unless given sufficient reason to. Are these the names of Men? Perhaps Hobbits? If my hand were forced in this matter, I would first choose the one who posed the greater threat."
3. What time is it where you are?
"The sun is yet high, I would guess noon."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The wording of the question troubled him ('harass'?), but he all the same submitted himself to the answering of it.
"While we may share the condition of being returned to life-for myself, it was some millennia ago-I cannot presume to know whom Albus Dumbledore would seek favour with. Perhaps someone he was fond of in his prior awakening. Although I do hope he would not press unwelcome attention upon anyone."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"A darkened tavern is an unlikely locale for an Elf-Lord such as myself," he said, "or indeed for any of my kindred. But I shall answer the question in the spirit it was perhaps intended and name my bar 'Bar-en-Faug'."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"A strange question, though I suppose no stranger than the others," he commented to himself, even knowing the quill would record it. "No other but Harry himself should choose his beloved. I should hope Harry knows his own heart better than a stranger would."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"You may have one or several of these quills which continually writes whatever you speak. Perhaps you should put them away and pen things by your own hand, or else mutter to yourself less."
He couldn't help smiling at that, reminded of his old friend Olórin-better known as Gandalf, who had a penchant for muttering and grumbling to himself.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"If you have need of my aid," he said, frowning in concern, "I offer you it. If you are merely inquiring as to my aptitude in something, you must be more specific. I am skilled in the arts, in crafting and battle, and also possess some skill at healing, though it is yet no match for Master Elrond's ability. But remarkably few in this world are his equal."
It didn't occur to the Elf that performing a few parlour tricks would better answer the question.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"It seems most apt to repeat my previous answer, for I can think of little else to offer you. I have blades of elven design, which I would prefer to keep." At least one of which could be clearly seen, worn at his hip, only partially concealed by his cloak. It was the length of a sword, thicker than a katana, and elegantly curved. On the hilt and blade were intricate designs and runework, also mirrored throughout his fine elven raiment.
"My horse will heed none save myself, though I would far sooner part with my weaponry than my friend. Is there nothing else you could ask of me? I do not imagine any being living in so fine a castle would care for some of my travel rations, but even the meanest of elven fare is wholesome and possesses fortifying qualities not to be found in the food of Men."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.
One day, marmalade will rule the world.
"