So, went to see Tron: Legacy. Cool movie, but expensive. Cost me $100+ to go see it.
Lemme explain.
My Ford Taurus is finally giving up the ghost, (engine, transmission mounts rusting through. Basically, harsh Michigan Winters have destroyed the interior the point where they aren't worth fixing. So now I'm driving my dad's old Chevy Malibu. Thing is, there's a bunch of political bumper stickers on the back, specifically, ones with messages like "One Big Ass Mistake, America" etc. So I come out of the movie theater to flat tire(s), one with the air apparently let out, the other with a large chunk of aluminum in it. All rather purposeful looking.
But on the brighter side - Here's a bad joke.
Q: What do you get when you cross Nathan Fillion with Nintendo's Peach from the Super Mario games?
A: "Sorry, but your Castle's in another Princess."
And worse -