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I'd like to take this time, bored up several elephant rectums at work study, to apologize for my recent, spontaneous combustion of critical elitism toward lame little movies.
...Because I hate Dr. Casper, my Hitchocksucker PhD of Film Greatness Film Professor who gets paid millions of dollars every year to be a professional film snob. Yes, I realize I am an ungrateful ass-picking dick, bitching about my privelege of attending college anyway and I am trite with the constant dirty references to sex and bowel matters to talk something down. Als0, newpollutionxx: he's botoxed to oblivion
But in other news, I'm really, REALLY considering Anthropology as a double major. Cultural anthro, not the kind with dirt and bones. The kind where I'd have to conduct my graduate study living with weirdos in weirdo countries. I am apprently worldy and non-ethnocentric since I just called them weirdos.
And for those of you who do not know, I am a Communication major...bitch. Say something about that and I'll COMM ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
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This is my wonderful job. I sit in the lab and I read the newspaper for 5 hours. I get paid 8 dollars an hour.
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I AM PROBABLY SOCIALLY CONDITIONED SINCE GRADE SCHOOL TO ALWAYS GET ALONG WITH PILIPINO PEOPLE(I'm so up in the know, there is no F in Tagalog, shitfuck I even read Pilipino Feminist Revolutionary literature...)
...AND THE JUNIOR HIGH ACCLIVITY TOWARDS PHOTOMAKERS
AND WHY DO I TAKE PEOPLE'S CAMERAS WHEN I'M DRUNK AND NEVER REMEMBER TAKING STUFF LIKE THIS:
AND YES, I AM WEARING A PLAID SHIRT. PLAID, FOLKS. BAO WORE PLAID, LYNCH HIM NOW.
These pictures belong to a girl called Charisma Viola. Hear that?, her name is CHARISMA VIOLA. That is fuckign great and Shakesperean. I also met a Kristen Natividad. THAT IS SO PILIPINO...
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This livejournal of mine has turned into a huge joke; It's almost xanga.
...Because I hate Dr. Casper, my Hitchocksucker PhD of Film Greatness Film Professor who gets paid millions of dollars every year to be a professional film snob. Yes, I realize I am an ungrateful ass-picking dick, bitching about my privelege of attending college anyway and I am trite with the constant dirty references to sex and bowel matters to talk something down. Als0, newpollutionxx: he's botoxed to oblivion
But in other news, I'm really, REALLY considering Anthropology as a double major. Cultural anthro, not the kind with dirt and bones. The kind where I'd have to conduct my graduate study living with weirdos in weirdo countries. I am apprently worldy and non-ethnocentric since I just called them weirdos.
And for those of you who do not know, I am a Communication major...bitch. Say something about that and I'll COMM ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
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This is my wonderful job. I sit in the lab and I read the newspaper for 5 hours. I get paid 8 dollars an hour.
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I AM PROBABLY SOCIALLY CONDITIONED SINCE GRADE SCHOOL TO ALWAYS GET ALONG WITH PILIPINO PEOPLE(I'm so up in the know, there is no F in Tagalog, shitfuck I even read Pilipino Feminist Revolutionary literature...)
...AND THE JUNIOR HIGH ACCLIVITY TOWARDS PHOTOMAKERS
AND WHY DO I TAKE PEOPLE'S CAMERAS WHEN I'M DRUNK AND NEVER REMEMBER TAKING STUFF LIKE THIS:
AND YES, I AM WEARING A PLAID SHIRT. PLAID, FOLKS. BAO WORE PLAID, LYNCH HIM NOW.
These pictures belong to a girl called Charisma Viola. Hear that?, her name is CHARISMA VIOLA. That is fuckign great and Shakesperean. I also met a Kristen Natividad. THAT IS SO PILIPINO...
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This livejournal of mine has turned into a huge joke; It's almost xanga.