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I return from Vietnam bearing
It would be ideal to explain each picture with witty remark; We all know I am severely unfunny. In short, this is your typical "took a vacation and you didn't" picpost. Obligatory images next exotic beaches and landmarks exhibit self's insightful down-to-earth appreciation for culture and the natural world. The mandatory "drunken fun with other young folk" pictures prove self's social aptitude and shining, infectious personality (random pictures of falling cats and "oriental" stores note self's sharp wit amidst cultural awareness).
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Bao-cius' Analects:
1. Never fly anything but Cathay Pacific
2. Soda-soaked towels are ideal for cleaning cousins' boyfriend's vomit off slutty bar girls' stockings
3. Worry not when locals point and laugh at self's muscular, sizzling torso
4. Do not trust beaches where basketball-sized jellyfish are recurring visitors
5. Do not tip slutty bar girls more than $3 USD; they will do things that are not asked of them
6. Do not underestimate South-East Asian ability to propel ass in Dirty South, Master P manner
7. It is advisable to stop scratching mosquito bite when blood begins to stick under fingernails
8. After the 7th time around, ancient Vietnamese culture is very boring
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No one better jack the new John Varvatos cologne. It's my new signature scent, beyatch.
I return from Vietnam bearing
It would be ideal to explain each picture with witty remark; We all know I am severely unfunny. In short, this is your typical "took a vacation and you didn't" picpost. Obligatory images next exotic beaches and landmarks exhibit self's insightful down-to-earth appreciation for culture and the natural world. The mandatory "drunken fun with other young folk" pictures prove self's social aptitude and shining, infectious personality (random pictures of falling cats and "oriental" stores note self's sharp wit amidst cultural awareness).
-end pretentious thread-
Bao-cius' Analects:
1. Never fly anything but Cathay Pacific
2. Soda-soaked towels are ideal for cleaning cousins' boyfriend's vomit off slutty bar girls' stockings
3. Worry not when locals point and laugh at self's muscular, sizzling torso
4. Do not trust beaches where basketball-sized jellyfish are recurring visitors
5. Do not tip slutty bar girls more than $3 USD; they will do things that are not asked of them
6. Do not underestimate South-East Asian ability to propel ass in Dirty South, Master P manner
7. It is advisable to stop scratching mosquito bite when blood begins to stick under fingernails
8. After the 7th time around, ancient Vietnamese culture is very boring
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No one better jack the new John Varvatos cologne. It's my new signature scent, beyatch.