圣诞快乐ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ [part 1]
credits to whoever owns this photo i just found zitao so cute in this lol ily merry xmas
Hello! This is Jam and first of all, I would like to thank each and everyone of you for spending the year with me (and my endless dramas) which is obviously full of frustrations, sick fandom jokes and a roller coaster ride of intense fandom dramas. Please don't think this is some kind of a cheesy Christmas greeting because it honestly is, and I've had enough ridiculing myself in twitter orz. (So I'm starting from the bottom of my following list and this will be quite long so i suggest you go do the ctrl + F and find your name here. Also click the link on ur name first to double check that it's u because maybe i'm talking to your alter ego who knows thanks lublub)
To Nikki:
Hello Senpai! I can't believe that we're still together after all these years, from flailing over our boys who've proved everyone that they have now turned into full grown men, until guiding these twelve immature but striving kids into growing up and seeing them slowly gain all of the awards they've worked hard for-I just can't believe how long we've been friends. And how old we are now lmao. I treasure you like one of the most precious gems in the sea just like how I treasure each and everyone from the hate club. I seriously miss everyone and for sure you do, too. I miss our hating sessions too (coughs MAMA coughs YG coughs coughs CoUgsh) and I hope you'll have a great christmas (w me)
To Shu:
Shu senpaiii ;w; You've been pretty busy with rl stuff and we often had conversations during the last quarter of the year. BUT never forget how amazing you are (and how high i look up to youuuu) because first you're an amazing person and i seriously love all of your works, you're like one of the BESTESTESTESTEST out there! I still treasure your letter to me <3 and istg one day we'll definitely see each other!
To Leann:
Leann baby! I'm still the bread to your Jam right? You still love me, yes? I'm really sorry If I drifted apart from the fandom ㅠㅠ But this is for sure, I will love them forever, maybe unlike your love but i still treasure them deep inside my harteu. Also, thank you so much for enduring all of my tweets about exo, and I love how you are cool about them, unlike some of the people who think otherwise. You're one of the oldest friends I have in twitter, so please please do not ever unlove me lol merry christmas and yeah I love your voice! (Remember our KKT call hihih) ily <3
To Rajin:
Rajinnieeeeee <3 omg how have u been doing with ur boyfriend!! wow u really surprised me with your love life man now I feel like I should get one too but the question is how why what and what the hell is wrong with me. First of all, baobao, please let us meet some time because for the past idk 4 years or 3 years we've known each other I wasn't able to catch even a shadow of your curly hair! I miss you so much wow you've been so busy with school I hope you're doing good (which is for sure you are). I LOVE YOU OKAY AND I MISS U mwahugz jejeje
To Cathy:
Cathy omg Hiiiiiiiiiii <3 It's been long since I've last seen your face and I'm ready for your comeback-I've prepared the lightsticks and banners and everything else. First of all, how's Christmas in Norway omg I bet you miss the annoying kids who goes caroling outside your house and gets mad whenever you will give them a piso. Suxx i know but you def swing that way. Anyway I'm still wondering how d fuck Onew seems to be number one in ur bias list now and Taemin got swung away to Minho's place???? What happened to you omg please explain in a 3000 word essay, times new roman 8pt double spacing no back to back thanks merry xmas ilysm
To Jen:
Jenjen oppa <333 First of all im really sorry for not paying on time but u understand the life of a poor kid right dw i'll pay u with love once i get the money! And we should hang out like /dorm hangout/ not just /UST hangout/ because i feel so out of place like you are all in your uniform and I'm that weird alien from another cosmo wandering around like some lost kid bc maybe i am. Please have a memorable christmas (w ur boyfie <3) and always remember that I still have hopes for u coming back because you're a blinger now and you didn't even deny but still!!! Plus save your cosmicaa pb bc imma get it before Faye gets to okay I love you so much u beautiful gurl.
To Jillian:
Jillyyyyy! Merry Christmas to you, you adorable sweet baby. I'm so happy that you and your family's fine ;u; please always be safe and I hope you'll celebrate your Christmas with them <3 Thank you so much for sticking with me for yet another year and tolerating me lmao I love you!
To Faye:
Fayeee omg my baby ;A; You're growing up now ;A; and I'm turning older ;A; This is so sad omg but please don't be sad this Christmas despite your diet, that's like the hardest thing to do and I bow down before you for the tolerance (and ur mom ofc). I hope you're doing well (with school and life and love lyf heh) Please forgive me for being busy :( We weren't able to watch the Hunger Games but I've already read the book so you'll prob just going to hear me ranting throughout the entire movie about this and that because I'm such a rude ass but then again I got it from you so you'll prob just agree with me and throw more hateful comments lmao anyways I love you so much because we've been the best buddies for like idk it feels like a century already lmao I hope you pass UST so we can always hangout once you enter college but I doubt that bc college is basically killing one's self so you'll prob be super busy considering that you are such a social butterfly like girl spare me some social talent thanks (and btw neverforget krep puta i love u so much)
To Mimi:
Ugh what to say to the prettiest girl in tlist this christmas omg!!! Hi Mimiii <3 You know how much I miss you right and how pretty you are so I am awaiting the day you will announce to tlist that u already have a rich boyfriend like what ur mom suggests since i'm totally looking forward to your k-drama love life and thank u for suggesting the mangas i still haven't been able to read i hope everything's well there ily imy merry christmas xoxo
To Anne:
Anneee <3 Aww this special lucky being whose twitter got opened by Key where's your dp now!!!! Why did u change the picollo or piccolo or WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO U EVEN SPELL THAT !!!!! Anyway I wish you'll have a merry merry merry very merry christmas <3 Thank you for spending 2013 with me ilysm
To Janelle:
Hello Janelle! <3 Merry Christmas <3 First of all I would like to say sorry for not being able to go with you during your birthday please let me make up on that and let's hang out some other time because istg we've been friends for so long but we've never seen each other once T_T And ugh I still haven't given you a copy of sab dvd but pls anticipate it lmao I hope you'll have an awesome holidays and you're like my fave chanyeol stan stay pretty ok <3
To Julia:
How's my pretty Julia doing omg! I really miss you and it's been a while since we last talked to each other I hope you're fine omg Merry Christmas ily <3
To Mikyung:
Mikyung gege!! <3 I miss u sfm how was Hongkong omg I hope you had fun <3 First of all let me count how many days we've been friends that'd be like eternity and will take me a few centuries more to finish bc you've always been there for me and always is beyond forever <3 I hope we'll stay friends even if we're not in the same fandom anymore (+ pls introduce ur oppa to me i always see him in my tline and he's so hot like :Q___ man i'd be hetero for that) Chinese girl we will meet soon pls have ur hope on that and I hope you're taking care of the plushie lmao bc you're like one of the few people I give gifts to (except for well, mandatory exchange gifts lol) Merry Christmas China girl ily sfm
To Angelyn:
Angege! My bright pretty and generous angege ;w; omg you're graduating now ;w; I seriously can't believe it! Idk what to say but to [looking for statistician] lmao jk I really love you okay and you know that right? ever since we had the cutest hug ever during the album launch I knew we'd be inseparable (who am i kidding) anyways I wish you a merry christmas and pls watch out because I will order from ur shop again (soon) since your drawings are so cute and pretty and perfect and beautiful (like me) even though i havent used up 1/4 of everything i've ordered since they're all so pretty what if i run out when i need them most? D: Let's meet soon okei i love u so much <3333
To Shia:
Shiaaaa <3 My lovely conyorean buddy <3 How have you been doing omg I hope I get to see you soon and we'll be able to hang out longer (since we literally spent 3 seconds with each other when I last went to UP lmfao) Anyway, I miss your fics and I hope you're having a good time with your life rn lmao pretty girl please never change bc i love u ok <3 mwah Merry Christmas!
To Nancy:
NANCYYYYYY <3 One of the most adorable chanyeol (krisyeol?) stans that I know omg I love and miss you so muchhhhhh <3 How's school? I hope you're doing fine and omg we never got to spazz over spunky action omg maybe next time then?? i love love love the photos in the pb and for sure you do too. Hope you'll have a great christmas!
To Zoie:
Hello Zoie you beautiful lady <3 How have you been doing omg I wish you'll have a merryyyy merry christmas <3 idk what to say since im so shy around u bc you're such a senpai omg ily ok keep being amazing and awesome and spare me some pretty ily <3333
To Emily:
Emilyyyy <3 Babyyyy <3 How have you been doing lately? Omg I'm sorry if I haven't been able to converse with you guys ;n; you know how college is so fakcing stressful :( btw merry christmas babyyy <3 I really want to see you and Mikyung together so we can hang out and do embarrassing things together because that's what I live for lmao anyways you're so adorable and I just really have nothing to say but to wish u a merry christmas i love u ok let's spend more christmas together <3
To Lauren:
My sweet little Lauren <33333 how's the hun to my han doing omg I miss you so much you fluffy little cutie <3 Too bad when I visited UP last time we weren't able to see each other D: but dw there are always next time omg please have a merry christmas ily <3
To Dan:
Dan! My oppa lol idek what to say to you because we basically talk everytime like literally every single time lol idk man idk anyway I hope you aren't stressing yourself too much although I can see that you're having fun with your new job because so many koryans omg what if they bring you to Korea wowowowow pls get a sugar daddy there <3 lmfaojk First of all we've been friends for almost a year now and it just dawned to me how we're much more closer than my siblings lol but u know that you're the secret older brother I /always/ confide to right??? RIGHT u should or else i'll make u write a kyungmyeon homo smut u piece of adorable sudi shipper lmao u made me ship sudi so hard i hate you lol but then again like u said last night "u cant hate me bc u love me" ok maybe thats ryt bc u know my darkest secrets and i know urs too lol i hope u have a merry christmas and UR FUCKING SECRET SANTA GO WRITE IT NOW.
To Mia:
Miaaaaaaa <3 The sweetest Minho stan i've ever met <3 I love you! You know that right? Even though we rarely talk bc i'm shy and yeah I'm shy and I'm just awkwardly shy but I hope you'll have an amazing holidays i love youuuuuu once again.
To Bricci:
Bricciiiii <3 How have you been doing omg you've been so busy these past few months I hope you're fine and please don't stress yourself ;; Nuna please keep on being byuntae bc i really like that kinky side of yours /winkwonk/ and yeah merry christmas ok ily idk what else to say imy too!
To Ehmii:
I know you won't be able to read this yet ;; Sobs my adorable and thoughtful ehmiiii <3 I hope you guys are doing fine there! Also, I wish you'll have a great christmas despite what happened I really admire you for being strong and promise me to do well with your studies okay? I love you munchkins keep safe and merry christmas ok?
To Michelle:
Pretty pretty michelle!!! Are you coming back here for christmas? Because if yes, then we definitely have to see each other omg please have an amazing christmas with your family and stay amazing <3 I love you
To Gee:
Gee <3 Hello gee i miss talking to you <3 I hope you're doing fine with your work and you're not stressing yourself D: Do you get normal hours now bc I'm always worried whenever you'll complain about your work lol anyway I love you and you are amazing it hurts (bc it's the truth hah see what i did there) please keep on writing because I love them ;u; someday I'll be able to finish the fic you requested lol maybe after I graduate from college haha anyway!!! please stop being a tsundere and let the Dangee ship sail smoothly because it hurts my heart whenever you deny your love for dan <3 even though dan isn't really lovable at all but yeah u understand me right? no? well it ok :( loljk i love u <3 have a happy holidays <3 and a happy lublyf hehe
To Jess:
Jessie!!! Where have u been u little girl!!!! OMG I miss you so much u don't even know you're like one of my favorite Kray shippers and I miss reading ur stuff because they're amazing. I'm actually hoping that you'll get to write taoris one day because I said so lmao jk anyway merry christmas and i love you <3
To Shayne:
Shayne!!! how do i even start omg idk what to say to you?? first of all you're such a senpai and I love seeing u in my tline even if you're in your p/a or main lmao it doesn't matter anyway i hope i get to hang out with you again since you're such a funny person and idk if u were joking in askfm that im one of ur faves in tlist but to make it up to u, you're one of my favez too
To Ferds:
Ferdsssssss sobs come here baby lemme hug u for being one of the most caring person in the world sobs you're so precious bc you care about me when i basically dont even care abt myself orz i love how you remb things like i'm always sick orz and i love u for being so thoughtful pls have a merry christmas i love u and i know u love me too <3
To Sab:
How are you sabbieee!!!! Sobs you've been so pretty nowadays i wanna claw at my face for having a face u feel me? ofc not bc ur pretty and i aint!!! anyways how's ur lyf lmao we barely talk nowadays i miss being the tao to ur hun and i wish you'll open ur heart to kris soon hehe lub u so much ok merry christmas idk what else to say but pls stay pretty for the sake of my self esteem <3
To Ayan:
My husband omg ;n; first of all please let me tell you how badly sorry I am that I wasn't able to greet you during your birthday :(( I'm really really sorry bc things are getting rough with lyf rn I'M JUST DDD: anyways I hope you'll have a great christmas and we will meet soon okay!!! You should treat me loljk i love you so much please keep on being amazing <3
To Paui:
How's my favorite Jongin stan doing omg baby I miss you already I wanna see you again <33 It was so fun to hang out with you I hope we get to see each other again and hang out longer and thank you so much for enduring me lol and also thank you for updating me with divergent and shatter me stuff because I'm so busy nowadays I don't even know If i can still read an entire book lol anyway please be happy this christmas and never change okay? I love you <3
To Thamie:
Thamieeee <3 Hello babyyyy <3 First of all I have no idea what to tell you aside from you're so pretty (which is what u alr know) and you're amazing please don't ever change thank you very much for spending your 2013 with me you've been such a great friend let's meet soon okay? ily <3
To Mikhaella:
Mikhaella! You cute little pretty girl <3 I hope you'll have an awesome christmas omg and i wish to hangout with you and your company again <3 i love youuu
To Kei:
Kei!! My little adorable potato <3 And the biggest and cutest baekyeol shipper in my timeline sobs you're so amazingggg I LOVE YOUU. Also I love it that you love taoris too bc aren't they amazing? I mean our ships sobs they're so adorable! Also, keep being amazing and never stop writing fics because I love all of your works <33 coughs pls write coughs taoris coughs i love you hihihi merry christmas okay you're amazing <3
To Clara:
Clara Palmaaaa!!!! lmfao merry christmas the most adorable chanxing stan on tlist <3 You're so smart and amazing and sassy and pretty and I look up to you so please don't stop being one okay! We'll definitely watch smtown together someday! I love you and thank you very much for everything you've done for me this year <3 let's spend more christmas together okay!!! <3
To Yaine:
Yaine! Hello baby how are things going on? I hope you're fine ;; And please celebrate your christmas happily with your family okay I miss you and sobs you're like one of the most precious shineexo stan in tlist so yeah i love youuuuuuu merry christmas <3
To Kaydii:
Hello kaydii <3 one of the sweetest cuties in tlist omg how are you doing? I miss you!! Please have a merry christmas sobs I really don't know what else to say but you're one of the most amazing kaisoo shipper in tlist + i love yixing stans therefore i love you and you ship kray right!! it hurts but i love kray too lol ily ok merry christmass <3 pls dont stop being amazing <3
To Shan:
Hello Shan omg first of all i would like to say that you're probably one of the funniest person in tlist and i rly admire ur humor ur my joker senpai lmao anyway whatelse to say uhm after ur long hiatus i rly missed u so much so yeah i love u! merry christmas!
To Ericka:
Hello erickaaa! It's your name right lmao first of all hi i rly like you bc you're amazing and you're one of the few shawol stans i follow <3 Thank you for enduring me for the entire year i hope you'll have a merry christmas <3
To Cee:
Let me first say hello to my favorite person in the world omg hello my baby cee <3 My one and only Sehun <3 We're TaoHun okay!!! and forever we will be <3 ok so how do i start? First of all wow Cee you're such a senpai now and i'm a peasant but we still love each other because that's L O V E. You're one of the closest I have in tlist rn and you prob know it (you must) hihi also I love how you're such a strong person with a great opinion and you don't let those hate get into you lmao the cons of being famez but dw no matter how famous you are you will still love me right? Right of course you must or i'll snatch sehun away from you no matter how jealous i am whenever you'll declare your love for him ugh it hurts ok!!! but it's fine bc deep inside i know ur mine and sehun's just some peasant who doesn't deserve ur love (but i do) hihi this is getting long but idc bc i love you let's spend more years together sweetheart okay i love u so much and u prob know that already <3 Plus i'm looking forward to seeing you personally like idk how we're both going to take it we'll probably just going to cry together
To Kris:
Krissss! How have you been omg ;w; I miss talking to you! sobs you're one of the funny person in tlist and i appreciate your love for honhan hihihi but u love me too right hihihi have a merry christmas okay! <3 take care
To Geal:
Hello Geal omg you're such a senpai!!!!! Btw i like having you on my tlist you're like one of the brightest fireworks in the sky lmao you brighten up my world (pukes) anyway I really wish we'll meet each other soon bc we're basically in one freaking university but we've never seen each other hahahahha anyways merry christmas and keep being awesome!
To Stef:
Hello Stef omg <3 the biggest Sehun stan on tlist i swear you're so adorable whenever you'll talk about Sehun hihi such a cutie and you're the one who always retweets all things sehun on my timeline it's amazing omg you're amazingggg merry christmas and be healthy ok let's spend more christmas together!
To Kai:
Hello Kai ;w; the most beautiful and my favorite Luhan stan in tlist! <3 First of all let me say how amazing you are *______* you're definitely one of the most awesomestestest person out there + i've read one of your works and i love it omg i'm going to read the rest once i get my free time sobs someday I want to see you (in the church while Luhan is waiting for you at the altar and I should be ur bridesmaid ok and Tao should be the groomsman omg such a perfect scenario) <33333 Anyway Merry Christmas and I love youuuuuu ;u;
To Leigh:
Hello to the cutest Yixing stan on tlist omg <3 Leigh you are seriously super pretty and I want to see you soon. I wish you'll have a merry christmas and I love you ok pls don't stop being amazing.
To Cazia:
Hello Cazia! One of the most adorable baekyeol shippers on tlist omg i love that u ship baekyeol hard sobs and i love u sfm for being such an amazing person <3 Pls never stop the baekyeol love <3 I love you and merry christmas <3
To Morgan:
Hello Morgan omg <3 You're one of the most amazing Kris stans in tlist and also one of the funniest! I really love seeing your tweets and you've been gone for a while so we haven't been able to talk that much but I'm glad that you're back and this will be our first christmas tgt lol so cheesy anyway merry christmas and don't stop being amazing okay!
To Anne:
Hello Anne omg sobs i'm rly shy and idk what to say but you're amazing and keep being awesome yessss ;u; have a merry christmas and let's talk moreeee i love you!
To Xeanne:
Omg hello xeanne, you're one of the funniest and amazing kaisoo shipper/stans on tlist and i really love your tweets so much ;w; you're also such a senpai and i love you please have a merry christmas <3
To Joonie:
Hello Joonie omg <3 I miss talking to you sobs you're prob one of the funniest person on tlist hihi i hope u'll have a merry christmas and don't stop being amazing okay!
To Janna:
Hello Janna omg until now idk if your bias is Luhan or Kyungsoo but either way I miss talking to you sobs Have a Merry christmas and I love you ok pls stay amazing <3
To Bea:
Hello Bea omg one of the most adorable person in tlist who likes J-pop and K-pop simultaneously omg how do u balance life and fandoms and feelings omg pls teach me! You're so adorable and I love you okay have a merry christmas! <333
To Aifa:
Omg hello Aifa! I miss you where have you been you cute minseok stan ;n; Please come back soon and I'm wishing you a merry christmas whether you'll be able to see this or not <3
To Aisya:
Aisyaaaa! Hihi hello to the cutest Kris stan alive omg you're so funny and I love seeing you in my timeline for real im running out of words to say bc i'm so hungry so if you have food there please give me some I would love that and that would make me love u more so pls pass it over lol anyway I love you and I'm just disturbing you to greet you a merry christmas (but i doubt it'd be happy w out me) laughs at self
To Clau:
Hello Clau omgg one of the cutest chanyeol stan and baekyeol shipper in my tlist <3 You're so pretty (even though the latest selca of u that i saw was when u cried over Miracle in Cell No. 7 u still managed to look so pretty with those eyes lmao girl how do u pretty like that). Also I wish you'll have a merrryyy christmas i love you xoxoxo
To Pau:
Pauuuu! OMG HELLO THERE YOU PRETTY AND ADORABLE HUMAN BEING!! You're the cutest KaiLu stan in my tlist and I miss spazzing with you bc you're so talkative and you definitely did not make me feel awkward even though it was just our first meeting! Keep being pretty and amazing and I hope to see you again soon okay? Merry Christmas and I love youuuuuuuu!
To Lynn:
Hello Lynn omg ;w; Hello to one of the greatest fic writers in this fandom cries first of all i'm just going to let you know that I'm so shy whenever I talk to you bc you're just so amazing and high up there like i should use honorifics while talking w u bc i'm afraid i might get killed if not lol anyway your fics are my fave and you probably know that already <3 Merry Christmas <3
To Erika:
Omg ERIKAAA my favorite Kris stan :> hihihi first of all I just want to tell you that you're so funny. And second I love seeing your tweets in my timeline. Third I wish you a merry christmas and fourth I know you love me. Bye <3333 mwah xoxoxoxoxo
To Gab:
Hello Gab omg okay so how do i start first of all pls forgive me for thinking that you were a baek stan D: I always see you tweet about Xiumin but because of your username i thought you were a baekhyun stan omg please forgive me anyway I love you and I wish you'll have a merry christmas. this will be our first christmas together sobs let's spend more christmas okay? <3
To Line:
Omg Hello Lineeee <3 I'm really shy and I know we don't talk too much but I think you're pretty amazing <3 I love you okay and have a merry christmas!
To Sophie:
Hello sophie omg ;w; the prettiest Jongdae stan in my tlist! Please keep being amazing and you're so funny i rly like you but i'm such an awkward nugu cries. Also please continue dancing because I love your dance covers and videos! You're really great so you should have an amazing christmas okay i love you <3
To Emmy:
I don't know if you'll be able to read this at the right time but hi Emmy! I missed you a lot ;~; please come back soon because I really love having you on my timeline <3 Also I hope you'll have an amazing christmas! I love you!
To Kai:
Hello Kaiiii! Omfg hi i just disturbed you to let you know that you're amazing and I hope we'll talk more okay! Have a merry christmas! I love you!
To Ellie:
Hello ellie omg i'm just going to say that you're one of the most cutest baekyeol shippers that I have on tlist rn and you're amazing (esp your tagalog fic, neseye ne eng lehet which made me laugh and gave me feels for years lmao) I love you! Have a merry christmas okay! <3
To Mhae:
Hi Mhae! Hello to the first Tao stan i met on tlist omg ;w; it's so good to have you in my tlist because you're so funny and kind and just cute ugh i love you please have a merry christmas!
To Aila:
hAHAHA how do i even start with you!! idk man we've been friends because of your fic which drove me to the edge of insanity and back to the moon like wtf that was the best tagalog fic i've seen in my life and probably the most heartbreaking fic like EVERRRR. Anyway i really love spending time with you and remember the selcas we took lol i'm sorry for polluting your iPad with my face but your iPad loves me so much haha anyways I really wish i'd be able to transfer there soon so we can hang out more!!! and possibly hang out every single time haha IF EVERRRR. Merry christmas u piece of poop i love you!!!
To Kyra:
Kyra omggg ;w; aren't you my father hihihih omg remember the tumblr times because that's like the most memorable era of my life haha and are you still in tumblr sobs you're prob a tumblr famous senpai rn! Anyway, i wish you'll be able to read this, merry christmas and i love you!
To Hera:
Heraaaa! OMG hi there adorable baekhyun stan who lights up my world like nobody else. The way that you flip your hair makes me overwhelmed. You are amazing. You know that right? I love you. You probably don't know that yet but I'm letting u know just in case ;) anyway!!!! You're such a smart kid! I loveee love lovelo vlove love love seeing you in my timeline! Because you're funny and kind and sweet and just smart and ugh perfect. You prob know that already so uhm let me just hope that you'll have an amazing christmas and never forget that I love you for linking me taoris.
To Ting:
Hello Ting omgggg rich shop nuna who sells almost everything please give me some time to save up so i can buy from you bc i really love your stuff ;w; and also please don't stop being amazing I love you!
To Fau:
Fau! Or sophie! Or my dear little luhan stan! However you want me to call you lmao I wish you a merry christmas bb! Enjoy the holidays sobs and let me tell you that you're really amazing and i love you so much and you're just so adorable you're my senpai <333
To Claire:
Hello Claire! Omg my adorable little sweetheart ;; First of all I would like to say that you're an amazing person for sticking with me throughout the whole year and second I wish you'll have an amazing christmas with the people you love coughs like coughs me asthma
To Kim:
Kiiiiimmm <3 Hello to the most adorable chanbaek shipper on tlist omg I just want to say that i love you for giving me daily supply of chanbaek on my timeline and also you're such an amazing person! Merry Christmas and ily yeah <33
To Julia:
Julia my adorable little munchkin ;; you sweetiepie i miss hanging out with you! Btw I'm really sorry when I turn you down when you have favors to ask, it's just that i'm really really poor and a loser and yeah u know it orz anyway I wish u goodluck with PUPCET! I just want you to go to a university that you really like and take a course that you want so yeah please be happy i love you okay merry christmas!
To Pam:
Hello Pam! We don't talk too much ;; I hope you understand that i'm too noob to initiate a conversation but always remember that you're amazing and MERRY CHRISTMASSSS <3
To Aud:
Aud! My perfect adorable little cupcake ;; How have you been doing baby? I haven't heard from you for a while now. I hope you're doing good and always be fabulous because you are AMAZING and don't think about bad things! Just enjoy yourself okay and you know that I'm always here for you, right? I love you! Merry Christmas!
To Abby:
Abbyyyyy! My favorite Kaisoo shipper!!!! Wow first of all let me tell you how nice fate is for making us meet and we've been into dates and we've spazzed about exo so much that it's so embarrassing and we hurt each other as we do but it's okay because yeah WE CANT HELP IT CAN WE!!!! I would like to say thank you for brightening up my world (aww so cheesy and greasy) and let's meet next year okay (i promise i won't be late na. for real. like srsly. orz can i even keep to my promise) anyway i hope you'll have a great christmas! I love you!!!!
To Trina:
Trinaaa ;w; like abby i'm really glad that we're friends uh just reread what i said to abby bc basically that's how i feel about u too lol let's commute together on our way home again okay???? I miss you and Merry Christmas you Myungsoo stan!
To Cis:
Cissss! Hello omg i would just like to say that you're an amazing person. And i love seeing your tweets on my timeline because you're so funny and also I hope you'll have an amazing christmas bc ur an amazing person yeah i love youuuu
To Jeremy:
LMFAO Jeremy ok so how am i going to tell u this... i have a terminal cancer. loljk man i meant u are an amazing person and dont change bc ure my virtual boyfriend and if u start being uncool that will damage my image AND I WOULDNT WANT THAT BC OF A LOSER LIKE U but then i love you so i cant help it to love the loser in u lmao i hope you'll have an amazing christmas without me even though that's like super impossible im betting my relationship status with you on that lol
To Cindy:
Hello Satan! Please take my soul as an offering for the day you've always dreaded, christmas. Naaaaahhh. Anyway, Cindyyyy. The smartest and most adorable demon in my timeline, you're so talented and funny and nice and good in bed shhhhhhhh. Joking aside, you're like this social butterfly that everyone loves and you never run out of things to say esp in ur askfm i love reading ur answers bc it just entertains me!! Anyway Merry Christmas and I love you!!!! <3 Please draw more amazing things!
To Jaila:
Man idk why i included u here but since you're a part of tlist and my life, i'd rather do ok ok first of all thank u so much for always being there by my side, when u need coffee, when u need to poop, when u need someone to confide to lol i'm just always here okay! Remember that!!! Also, forget about him bc u have me ;)) winkwonkwink ;)) And don't be too depressed i bet there are sooooooooo many guys out there waiting for ur beautiful curves to walk past them and yeah keep practicing bc u have a lot of potential i love u merry christmas!!! and dont forget that you're one of the most adorable being in PUP ;; ily ily
To Syd:
Syddieee!!!!! wow idk what should i say to you? This is going to be long lmao i can already feel it, do you??? well idk man ok starting from my first objective i want to thank you for being such an amazing friend! I never really thought that I'd be close to someone during the first day of classes and someone like ///you/// actually being friends with someonelike //////me////// is like soooo unbelievable at all. It's rly.. idk man so different that I get to open up to you during the second day and it feels so nice that i asked myself "wow, did i just really made a friend?" after that heart to heart convo lol i actually have u in my diary, the one sir rafie asked us to do and i even included that i'm hoping we'll be friends forever no matter what happens ;w; i'm so greasy rn it hurts lol anyway idk but when second sem started we kind of drifted apart or smth like that. there must be smth wrong with me haha idk or maybe it's just me but whatever happens you know that ur one of the most special ppl ok!! esp in the bitches ;; i rly love u so yeah have a merry christmas!!!
To Lana:
Hello Lanaaaa! omg ok first of all i've always seen you as that sassy western fangirl who snaps at everything non-1d like i was so intimidated by u esp during the first few days bc ure just so pretty and o<--< idk lol anyways i never thought you'd take a liking to exo like they're not even likeable why do you even like them they're so ugly and not hot and just THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE TO EXIST IN THIS GALACTICA!!! I love how we're pretty close now bc of exo and i admire you for having two fandoms like how can u do that i cant even last long with exo what more with 5 english guys wow u are amazing i love u merry christmas ok
To Kii:
Kii! My little fairy ;w; I miss you so much do you know that T_T I hope schoolwork isn't becoming too much for you ;A; You're my fave tao stan and you know that right? Also, you know how much i adore your graphics. They're like the best thing on earth i miss using your icons sobs i hope you'll create new icons soon bc your icons give me strength lol i love you and have a merry christmas. This is going to be our second christmas together and i'm so happpyyyyy <3 that we're still friends until now!
To Amiel:
My buddy!! My partner in crime!! My twin sister lmfao jk you adorable sudi shipper you cute little taohan shipper you smut addict you you youuuuuuuuu. Okay first of all I really love u (as an older brother, girl pls i dont swing that way) and second thank u so much for everything, the free lrt rides, the treats and everything else, man idk how i'll live without you tbh. Thank you for guiding me on my way home lmao thank you for dancing with me and thank you for basically everything like the kopyahan sessions lmao i rly think u have potential in everything you do, you just have to practice and practice and practiceeee ;u; plus you're a fast learner so you'll def do better in everything than me <33 merry christmas okay and i love u
To Miggy:
Hello Miggy! YOU CUTE LIL FANBOY I LOVE U, DO U KNOW THAT? ofc you should!!!! Okay first, i admire you so much for being such a strong guy. Taking all of those insults from the people who bully you, tolerating everyone who neglects you instead of being by your side, if i were you i would have actually given up but look at you, you're so strong and i really really admire you for that. You know that you can stop these people right? You know that you can make people care for you. You just do not know how yet because you're hurt and afraid. But you know what? It's normal to be afraid because you're just human and if you ever feel sad or afraid or hurt just tell me okay? I'm always here to talk to you. Merry Christmas. I love you <333
To Naj:
Hello Naj!! I mean, Engineer Naj! Sobs it feels so good to call you that, I feel so proud tbh ;w; Anyway, Naj do u know how much I admire the things you've written? Your fics are the best T_T istg T_T and you always write sekai so 10000+ more points for you <3 idk if u know that i ship sekai hard so.... yeah omg i really love you and idk how to approach u bc i'm so shy and awkward but you're just so nice <3 i wish you'll spend christmas with the people you love! Enjoy the holidays!
To Celine:
Hello celine! omg ;A; we don't talk that much but as what i can see from your tweets you look like an amazing person and i always have correct assumptions so yeah, you are an amazing person. I hope you'll have a merry christmas and let's talk more <3
To Janine:
Hello Janine! We barely talk and I think you're an awesome person \o/ Anyway, I wish you good health and have a merry christmas <3
To Fai:
Faiii FAIII FAIIIIIIIII MY senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3 How are you omg we haven't talked for a while, the last time i remember i was greeting you bc it was your birthday *cue sehun_yehet.mp3* anyWAY!!! i love you!! you probably know that by now uhm.... well what else should i say you're such an adorable (evil) sehun stan <3 your jokes are so lame and weird like u but i love them (not u) nonetheless <3 i hope you'll have a merry christmas hehe i love u ok (takes it back)
To Aleii:
Hello Aleii omg <3 Hi hi hi <3 Okay so how do i start lmao uhmmmmm we don't talk that much, do we? Okay we don't orz but no matter what please don't think that i'm a snob or smth because i'm just naturally shy around senpais and you're one of them >//< please don't stop being amazing and have a great christmas!
To Jen:
Jenjenjenjennnnn <3 omg you pretty sekai and taoris shipper i love u sfm do u know that!! no?? well u suck!! Anyway you're like one of the first taoris shippers that i met on tlist and i love u so much for loving taoris as much as i do even though u love sekai more it's ok im not hurt no bad feelings xxx lol anyway let me tell u how pretty u were when i met you omg i wasn't expecting to see someone as beautiful as u my self confidence just flushed itself down the toilet so please let's (not) meet again ok hihi i hope you'll have an amazing christmas (but i doubt it'd be amazing without me lol)
To Aika:
Aika omg one of the funniest and lamest cupcake in tlist come here give me a hug or i'll throw you over the pasig river <333 i love u u precious little being and idk what else to say but you are so funny and lovable (like me) and just the nicest out there ily ok have a merry christmas!!!
To Jade:
OMG HELLO DID I GET YOUR NAME RIGHT ;A; I'm so sorry i don't think we had a normal conversation in twitter orz anyway i can remember u asking for my bg in twitter and omg your tweets are amazing ;A; Hoping you'll have an amazing Christmas ok ily <3
To Astrid:
Hello Astrid my baek stan senpapi <3 how are you omg i miss you let's talk more okay because u need to know how awesome you are and how lame i am orz anyway i wish you'll have an extravagant christmas! I love u!
To Ham:
Omg Ham my taoris scenario buddy!! Remember the times we'll make different taoris smut aus in different sex positions and different story prompts wow good times good times there was also one moment where i watched a video of u being happy over passing psychology lmfao u adorable kitty youuu <3 Anyway you're such an awesome yeoja for giving me the best fics to read (and the most painful ones too) someday I wish we'll be able to collab and write a taoris fic how does that sound!!! I hope you'll have a great christmas and I love youu <3
To Vincenz:
Hi Vincenz omg such a swag name xx Anyway i just made u come here to tell u that ure so fani it hurts i love ur tweets and i love seeing u in my timeline also i love ur strong opinions never change ok merry christmas xoxo let's talk more next year hihi
To Michi:
Oh my god Michiiii <3 My best Taoris bud my bestest tao stan bud u know how much i love u right! And I'm sorry if i always reply late in Line because I barely use my phone sighs please give me an iPhone so i won't be able to not use it (insert evil maknae laugh here hehe) ANYWAYYYYYYYY!!! I wanna see you soon! Soon meaning May in Korea and [UPDATE] about our Korea tour my mom wants to go somewhere around /May 1-15/ so DAMN YES WE HAVE ALL OF THE HOPE IN THE WORLD LET'S KEEP PRAYING OKAY IM TURNING MYSELF INTO A PRIEST JUST FOR THIS!! We have to see taozi on his birthday T_T We have to celebrate it no matter what! Even if celebrating means lining up outside the SM Building like a poor homeless kid then i'm game for it, everything for our baby! Also, please stop thinking about how Wu Yi fucking Fan doesn't love our baby ;n; it hurts okay but he's just not making it obvious because SM is a strict parent okay! No PDA in front of the fans!!! Also i wish you'll open your heart to krisl*y and somehow i want to appreciate kr*syeol too but that would require some effort so no lol let's just support taoris until we reach our menopausal stage ok!! <3 We'll be together this May I promise that despite my mom's stubborn lines of "it's too early" and "why r u so fakin excited" yeah and i'll fight through it all to book on May 1 BECAUSE WE NEED TO!! Anyway let's have a Merry Taozi Christmas and I love youuuu <3 so much o/
To Linsey:
Hello Linsey! The prettiest Kris/Kai stan on tlist! <3 I just want to say that I admire u for being amazing and cool and you're so beautiful too and uh what else uhm irdk what to say bc i'm always shy whenever i talk with you but i wish you'll have an amazing christmas because you are amazing hihi and i love u <333 harts harts
To Mika:
Hello Mika u adorable cutie patootieeeee let me squish youuuu <3 one of the sweetest baek stan on tlist and also the funniest aww bb cream let me crush u in my arms anyway!! I hope you'll have a blast this christmas (and no not blast = sex no no no) i meant many food for noche buena yeah and please share it too okay dont be selfish!!! Hihi I love you and coughs pls give me a copy of antm loljk
To Jasmine:
Omg hello jasmineeee <3 the cute and weirdest luhan stan who's always as cheery as the sun lmao how are u doing omg!! How have u been and have u sailed with the taoris ship already or have u backed out lmao we haven't talked for a while i really miss you T~T anyway i'll hope you'll have an amazing christmas without me lol i love uuuuu <3
To Val:
Hello Val omggg we don't talk much do we??? cries i just want to tell you that you're so funny and amazing I wish we'll talk more but i suck at initiating conversations bc that's how i am anyway I hope you'll have an amazing christmas bc ure amazing!!! luv u <3
To Nad:
Hello Nadnadnaddy bb <3 you adorable piece of lollipop cries how are u omg i hope you'll have/you had (since idk what time u'll be able to read this orz) a safe trip since i heard you'll have a flight somewhere around today i think??? yeah whatever anyway let me just tell you that you're amazing and so so so nice i love you have a merry christmas! <3
To Macy:
Hello to the most adorable multifandom girl on tlist omg thank u for giving me daily supplies of random kpop groups on my timeline lmao at least i can breathe throughout the entire exo thing ok u give me oxygen in the wide expanse of the sea anywayyyy i just want to wish u a merry christmas and a happy new year and a happy valentines and a happy love life lmao love u
To Kate:
Hello kate my cute pretty ulzzhang even though idk if i've already seen ur face but nonetheless i still think you're prettier than all of the ulzzhangs combined out there!! You're really nice and adorable and funny how can people not love you ugh i love u okay please be merry this christmas xoxo lublutzzzz
To Joy:
Joy my adorable pumpkin you ;u; Please don't be sad this christmas! You're so funny and adorable and don't think that tlist is ignoring you, they're probably just busy (like me who's making this letter for you lmfao) anyway i love you and cheer up you cupcake! We gotta sing some christmas songs okay i love you merry christmas! <3
To Fara:
Hello Fara! Merry Christmas to my favorite baekyeol fic author-nim, the one who crushed my heart and extracted the veins from it, who lit my organs into a firecracker and the one who mercilessly pour acid on my grieving soul (yeah that's what your legendary fic 10080 did to me) (PS: and it still hurts???) Anyway thank you so much for making me cry and you're an amazing person! Please teach me bisaya!! Also your baekyeol tweet fics are so amazing but i have to keep it a secret bc dnw you judging me over my otp lol i really love baekyeol so much and i wanna join the chanbaek supremacist club but i'm a hardcore taoris shipper how do i manage!!! anyway i really hope you'll have an amazing christmas and dont care about the haters bc you are awesome okay i love u please create more tearjerking fics! xoxo
To Nina:
Hello Nina omg Hello my co-yixing stan i love yixing stans bc i am one yey even though it isn't that obvious i stan yixing too hihi anyway i don't think we talk that much but i hope we'll be able to converse more next year i love u okay merry christmas!!
To Sumi:
Hello Sumi omg <3 Do you know that i love seeing you on my timeline bc you're so amazing and cute and funny but one day i saw ur post with ur legs having a lot of scratches omg take care u little pumpkin! I love you okay and have an amazing christmas with ur fam <333
To Nuha:
Hello my amazing little Nuha ;A; baby why are you leaving me? Please don't you know it hurts :c we haven't even talked that much yet please don't leave me T_T I'll help you with your studies if that means you won't leave me :( you're really really amazing and don't be sad over your grades (pls have me as an inspiration i flunked all of my exams yet managed to pass hehehehehehehhe) so come here and let me give u a tight hug <3 i'm always going to be ur strawberry jam i love you okay! Merry Christmas! Don't stress urself too much or you'll get ugly i'm wARNING U!!!
To Hannie:
Hannie my adorable taoris buddy! Since you're already in China you won't be able to read this right now for sure but hopefully after Jan. 12 when you come back? Cries girl go home already I'm so alone without you here please give me a warm bear hug once you come back since i really miss you. A LOT. I miss spreading the taoris virus with you I wish I'll be able to celebrate xmas with you ;A; but it's ok i'll just wish you a happy new year and happy valentines and happy chinese new year bc i srsly don't know when you will be able to read this. anyway you're amazing and i love you!!! <3
To Alex:
Alex cries my adorable squishy beautiful baby Alex! The most precious sweetheart in Tlist istg you're my golden little pumpkin do u know that!! Gold bc ure 24karat-genuine and precious and expensive-and pumpkin bc you taste good hihih winkwinkwonkwink ANYWAY I WISH I'D BE ABLE TO GREET YOU A GOOD MORNING YOU LITTLE ADORABLE MUNCHHHHKINNNNNNN <3 Your daily greetings make my day do you know that? You're such a sweet kid I wanna give ur mom a golden medal for raising someone as lovely and as caring as you. Also I treasure the Tao folder you gave me. And the card case. You're such a special baby and I hope you'll never change because you're amazing and you're great and you're everything I want to be lmao whut anyways please have an amazing christmas (with your ate!!) and spend the holidays wisely aka be happy and eat a lot until ure bloated bc you are awesome like that. I love youuu <3
To Christel:
Telly!!! My nigga buddy!! My fab bitch!!! My sassy best bud who likes everything glamorous and rich and everything /snap snap/ elegant [just like us (coughs)]. Merry Christmas!!! You know that i love u right (not the love love but the nigga love bc i dont swing that way im sorry man)! And I believe that you're the first person i talked to during the first day of classes bc i can remember u and how can i ever forget that u almost attacked me when u knew that i liked exo too cries!! Anyways one of these days i'm going to break your iphone for taking lots of hipstah selfies bc ur iphone wouldn't be able to take it all and will rather commit suicide than have my ogleh face in it lol enough of myself ok let's talk about U. yes bitch you!!! I love you for being straight to the point and for expressing your opinions well i always liked people like that so that means i admire u now give me ur autograph ugh man ure amazing okay let's keep on being friends and we will pass UP. we will be iskas next year itaga natin yan sa balunbalunan ni wrecking ball i love you! Don't lose hope! Because you have me and Nick! <3
To Ying:
Hello Ying omg the pretty chinese who lives in cali! Ying you're one of the most prettiest Chanyeol stans that i know tbh ;u; we don't talk that much but I wish you'll have an amazing christmas bc you're awesome and also, you're funny and adorable <333
To Joie:
Joieee <3 My favorite tao stan <333 You know how much i love you right!! And u know how much i love u for loving tao and taoris right!!! cue rihanna-where_have_u_been.mp3 Anyway you're amazing and I love you for opening the gate of [TAO STANS] for me bc of u i was able to meet more tao stans in tlist and first i have to say that i admire u for ur big photobook collections and also i love u for being an amazing friend. I really can't wait to see you omg just a few more months and we'll be able to see each other!! Let's be clingy okay! Also!! I love your fashion sense I hope SM will see you and assign you to be Kris' coordi noona because he definitely makes me want to undress him (in a not so sexual way bc only tao has the right to do that lmao). Please don't stop being amazing and have a merry christmas with your family <3 I LOVE YOUUU.
To Rach:
Hello rach omg <3 Are you ok omg I miss you I heard that your exams are finally over omg how was it?? I hope you're doing fine and please come back soon so we could celebrate christmas together ily okay <3
To Nics:
Nicsss! I miss talking to youuuu <3 How are you babyyyy <3 I really think that you're such a fab tao stan and i love u for loving our little baby taozi sobs isn't he so precious? Anyway I hope you'll have an amazing christmas (bc you are amazing okay) and I love youuu <3
To Nikki:
Hello Nikki senpapi my lovely tao stan <3 How do i start ok uhm first of all I just want to let u know that you're so amazing and I adore your perspectives on life. You're so cool okay and also very smart! Sometimes I think you're Kris and I'm Tao because I want to be like you when I turn twenty two lmfao jk Anyway '좋아? 기분 좋아?' Merry Christmas and I LOVE YOUUUU <333
To Abby:
Hello Abby how are u doing u adorable baek stan ur like one of my faves okay and I miss you so muchhhh!!! You're just simply amazing and you're def the kid who has the wit in you. You're also talented and i love u so much pls don't forget that! Have an amazing Christmas okay! <3
To Vanessa:
Hello Vanessa! HOW ARE YOU OMG DO U STILL KNOW ME lol anyway just like all of the tao stans in my tlist, i love u okayyy <3 Please have a great christmas!
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