Fuck drug reps
I'm gonna buy $300 worth of party platters for a doctor's office for lunch because bribing them with cash would be unethical. The guy who delivers it can't write prescriptions though, so I'm gonna act like a douchebag to him and keep him waiting for an hour and then not tip him. Because that would be an unnecessary cost! It's not like I work for a bottomless pit of money that feeds off the suffering of sick people...