[shortfic] The mysterious store
The Mysterious Store
Author : Baobao_chan a.k.a Littlepee
Pairing : Akame.
Genre : I don’t know where I should group this…
Summary: Jin makes Kame cross dress, but what kind of dress Jin bought for Kame in that mysterious store? Check it out ^^
*WTH... T.T*
A/N : I don’t know why I made this… It just I’m in a bad mood when I got up from my sleep, so to decrease my bad mood, I tried to think something.
“Okay… Nice… Once more…” the photographer said. Jin moved and moved to get the best pose, “Yosh! Great! Okay, enough for today. Thank you for your great work today, Akanishi san and the others, too” the photographer said.
“Today is earlier, isn’t it? Then, I’ll take a leave now. Excuse me…” Jin politely said to all the workers there. Since the photo shooting took place not to far away from his apartment, so he decided to walk back home. He took his cap and slipped his glasses to disguise, so no one can realize him.
On the way back home, he saw a store with a mannequin wearing a dress in front of the store. He kind of confused because he was pretty sure that he never see that store before. But he didn’t care, all that he could think was Kazuya being so cute when wearing the dress. So then, he got into the store and asked the price.
“Excuse me… I see a dress that mannequin is wearing. How much does it cost?” Jin asked. A weird man with a thick glasses looked at him, but he didn’t answer.
“And also… That round shaped pillow… How much it cost?” Jin asked again in hesitation. That man still looked at him, “Just take them with you… It’s free for you…”
“Is it really okay?” Jin felt a bit uneasy. Again, that man didn’t answer him and just pack those things into a shopping bag and gave it to Jin. Jin accepted it and said thank you to that man, then he left.
“Tadaima…” he said while putting his shoes off. He smiled to the thought of Kazuya wearing the dress he bought. Kazuya looked back, “Okaeri, Jin” Kazuya answered it from the kitchen; he was preparing lunch for Jin, “Why are you so early today? I was just thinking to bring this food to you. I’ve even put the food in the bento box…”
“Kame chan, do you love Jin?” Jin asked him with his puppy eyes. Kazuya looked at him, rather confused, “Of course, Jin. Why suddenly ask like that?” Kazuya asked him questioningly.
“Then, will Kame chan do something for me?” Jin grinned wider with suspicious face. Kazuya stared at Jin, “Don’t tell me… You go buy me another dress? NO Jin, NO!” Kazuya sighed. Jin pouted hearing Kazuya’s answer, “So… You don’t love me anymore…”
“It’s not that, Jin… I mean… Why should I wear that kind of thing…” Kazuya hesitated to continue when he saw Jin still pouting, “Okay… Okay… I’ll do… I’ll do… I’ll wear it… After I finish with these bento boxes…” he said finally.
“No, just wear it now… I even bought this pillow for you…” Jin showed him the round shaped pillow. Kazuya looked at him with a big question mark in his head, “What is that? What dress did you buy me actually?” Kazuya took the shopping bag and pulled the dress out. His jaw dropped because of shock; he stared blankly at the dress, and turned his head to Jin. Jin smiled sheepishly to him, “I think you must be really cute when you’re wearing that dress”
“Oh, yeah right, Jin. What the hell is this… Cross dressing already embarrass me… And now you want me to wear this?” Jin smile, “I love you, Kazuya…” Kazuya’s face blushed, “Okay, okay… As you wish, Jin…” Kazuya sighed, he felt so stupid that he could never reject Bakanishi’s request. He walked into the bedroom to change, “Jin, replace me to finish that bento boxes, okay?” then, he closed the door behind him
What is he thinking? Bought me A DRESS FOR PREGNANT WOMAN? He even bought this pillow for me…
*****
Jin smiled to the figure standing in front of him. Kazuya really looked like a girl. His hair is half tied and his lips pouted. Jin approached him, “I’ve finished the bento boxes. Let’s eat it and pretend we’re not in this house. What do you think, Mama?”
The figure started to walk like a pregnant woman. He walked to the table and stared at the food. He felt excited himself, and he acted totally like a pregnant woman, “I don’t feel like eating… Let’s go out for walk…”
Jin amazed to Kazuya’s request, “Shall we? Then, let’s take the bento boxes with us… Where do you want to go?”
“Uh, let’s eat takoyaki…” Kazuya answered him. Jin’s eyes widened, “What? Today is really hot, you know? Why wouldn’t you choose to eat ice cream?”
“No… I want takoyaki, now!” Kazuya pouted. He also felt something wrong with himself. He really wanted to eat it no matter what. Jin encircled his hand around Kazuya’s waist, “Ah, I really feel that I have a pregnant wife now. Let’s go eat takoyaki then, if you want it that bad…”
Then, they walked to Jin’s car, but then, Kazuya started again, “Jin… I feel like I want to puke… Oh, my God… What happen actually? I feel so strange…” Kazuya touched his stomach -which is covered by the pillow- and puked beside Jin’s car. Jin felt so worried, “Kazuya, what happen? Let’s just stay at home…”
“No! I want to walk outdoor and go eat takoyaki, Jin…” Kazuya said, “I want it so bad, I don’t know why… WAIT!” he blinked. He was still touching his stomach, but he didn’t feel like there was a pillow, he just felt that his hand was really touching his stomach. He pulled Jin’s hand back to their apartment. When they were in, Kazuya pulled up the dress and shocked, “JIN!!! NOOOOO! Where did you buy this dress and pillow? The pillow’s gone and it turned into MY STOMACH! Touch it, Jin… There’s something moving…”
“I buy it on my way back home… There is a store there…” Jin tried to touch Kazuya’s stomach and he really could feel something’s moving, “You ARE PREGNANT, Kazuya! YATTA! We’ll have a child!”
“JIN! You shouldn’t be happy! You don’t even know whose child is this… And I AM a MAN!!! Take me to that store, NOW! I don’t want to be like this, Jin…” Kazuya started to panic.
*****
“Where is the store, JIN? Whereee?” Kazuya asked him. Jin turned his head left and right to find the store, but he just couldn’t find it. He is sure the store was there, “It WAS here, Kazuya! I’m sure about it, 100% sure!” Jin said.
“What should I do…” Kazuya started to sob. Suddenly, a man appeared. That was the man who gave those things to Jin. Jin grabbed his collar and asked him roughly, “WHAT DID YOU DO? How can Kazuya pregnant? Whose child is that!???”
“Relax, man. That thing won’t work if you haven’t made out, because the pillow is something that combines the gen. Hey…” He called Kazuya, “You made out with someone this morning? You must have, or else this thing won’t work…”
“Th… That….” Kazuya hesitated to answer him. He looked down and blushed.
“Well, yes, he made out with me, any problem?” Jin answered the question for Kazuya. The man nodded, “That’s it… Then, congratulation! That seed in your boyfriend’s stomach is yours… Uh, I set it so it must be 9months old, only several days to go, then you will have your baby…”
“WHAT??? That’s why you gave it freely for me? I should have known that suspicious act…” Jin said, making Kazuya looked him in shocked, “WHAT?? You got it for free? Oh my… This baka…” he smacked Jin’s head. But then they laughed, they felt a bit relieved that the baby belonged to them.
“Then, I shall take a leave now. You seem happy though, so I don’t need to feel uneasy…” then there was light spotted that man, and he flew to a weird plane. In a gaze, that plane gone. Jin and Kazuya looked at each other and shouted, “ALIEN!”
“That’s a UFO, Jin. No wonder… Ah, why should it happen to me? I’m pregnant…” Kazuya said. Jin pouted, “You don’t want to have my child? So mean. That’s my seed, Kazuya…”
“I’m happy I can have child with you, since it’s our dream. But still, I am a man and… I will bear a baby in… I don’t know how many days later…” Kazuya said. Jin hugged him, “Don’t worry, Kazuya. We’ll raise our child together. If that baby is a boy, he’ll sure be a handsome baby like me. And if that baby is a girl, she’ll sure be pretty and sexy like you… Now let’s find takoyaki to eat…” Jin smiled.
Kazuya smacked Jin’s head while laughing, “Who said that you’re handsome? And I don’t feel like to eat takoyaki now…” Kazuya answered. Jin whined, “Aaa… I do handsome,,, Or else you don’t want me, do you?”
“Whatever… Let’s go home and eat the bento…” Kazuya said. He walked quickly. Jin followed him and entwined their fingers, “Hey, mama… Don’t walk like that, you’re pregnant, remember?”
“Shut up, Jin!”
OWARI
Extra:
“I want a baby girl, Kazuya. I think she will be cute and pretty like you…” Jin said. But Kazuya shook his head, “No, Jin. I want a baby boy, so he will be handsome like you… But I hope he’ll not be as BAKA as his father…” Kazuya chuckled. Jin frowned, but then he smiled, “Jya… I hope you’ll born twins. A girl and a boy…” then he pecked Kazuya’s cheek, “I love you, Mama. And Papa also loves you two, my children…” he kissed Kazuya’s tummy lightly.
Kazuya: “What should we name them then?”
Jin : “It’s Akanishi Kazumi for the girl…”
Kazuya: “Then, what about our baby boy?”
Jin : “Akanishi Kazuya!”
Kazuya: “That’s my name, Baka!”
Jin : “Ah! You’re right! So… Anyone can please help us and give a name for our baby boy?”
OWARI