random inspiration...
Jung Yunho, the famous, handsome guy kissed me in school today. Here’s how the story went.
I was walking pass this corridor when I just got grabbed and smack, my lips touched something soft. While I was still in a daze, a voice said ‘I don’t love you anymore.’
To my horror, it was Jung Yunho, the famous, handsome guy breaking up with his n-th girlfriend. (Ok, actually I was quite happy that the famous handsome Yunho kissed me.)
‘ I love her… OH MY GOD!’ I think he realized I’m not a girl after all.
‘Erm… him… I meant…’ Then he gave me this look which says it’s all my fault for looking like a girl. (I really am NOT a girl!!!)
‘You… you are gay?!’ Ok, seriously the girl is so dense she deserved to be ditched. Look, can’t you see that he’s just making up an excuse?
‘Eh, yeah… Sort of… Don’t tell anyone, k?’ I guess Jung Yunho is not very clever too. Of course she will tell the whole world. If the famous, handsome Jung Yunho is gay, it is super big news.
‘Wait! I’m not…’ And she ran off. Not crying. Oh shit. I’m gonna be labeled gay together with the famous, handsome Jung Yunho. (I don’t mind actually. Hey, its Jung Yunho we are talking about! And, I’m gay to begin with.)
And Jung Yunho walked away. Doesn’t he care about his reputation?!
True enough, before school ended, the rumor about the famous, handsome Jung Yunho being gay with me, Kim Jaejoong, spread throughout the whole school. I am so dead. The whole female population is going to haunt me down, cut me up, cook me and feed to Jung Yunho who wouldn’t care cos I’m not his boyfriend.