More Film Adventures with Onci and Bant

Apr 13, 2011 16:47

....and it's not even film festival season. But we're still being stalked by Ewan McGregor.

Today we went to the Tim Burton retrospective exhibition. We want you know that even female film professionals want to see Ewan in bondage. It's universal. We're walking through and we hit the Big Fish section. Hanging on the wall are concept drawings for costuming and various parts of the film. One of the drawing is labeled Ewan McGregor, costume idea, growth scene. We looked at each other.

Bant: I don't remember that scene in the movie.

Onci: Trust me if that scene was in the movie, we would have remembered it.

It's a rough drawing of a younger Ewan in bondage, tied to a bed in traction. (Even his little naked toes). It was definetly a bondage outfit with lots of straps and buckles. (Think of Edward Scissorhand's outfit with the leather and straps).

If this costume had been in the movie, we know there would have been 100 Big Fish fics from splix alone.

It's canon and universal. There's just something about Ewan that makes women want to tie him up.
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