Oprah Winfrey is enslaving old people.
My grandma called today and the first thing she asked was does Coleman have a web camera. She said there were some teeny boppers on the Oprah Winfrey show who post pornography videos on a website and she thought Cole was one of them (I think). That is not what i'm writing about what scars me is what could turn a sweet old lady like grandma on her own kin. I sat down to think for a second and then it hit me Oprah is turning senior citizens in to her evil minions. She puts cannon fodder on her show that old people love. She has her own magazine that is full with Oprah secrets. Finally,she is a hard headed,Wait Watchers,feminist who hates senior citizens.